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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
23 /08 / 08

Levi's 501 Live Unbuttoned Launch Party @ Ruums, KL.




First off,


Thanks to my dearest cous, Nat for the invite. `Loves..<3

Levi's was launching their brand new 501 jeans..what makes it diff?
instead of zippers...the jeans uses buttons to cover your lanjiao or pet pet.
which explains the the reason they call the event Live Unbuttoned..

i have a pair of Levi's Button jeans..its a 538 instead of a 501.
and i have to say..when your in a rush to pee or pass motion..wearing these button zipper jeans..are a nightmare!
by the time u finish unbuttoning..the pee or shit could have already come out. =_=

when i got there..i've found out that it wasn't entirely a launch party..but there was also a competition going on..
4 finalist for Levi's Songwriting competition had to perform their song in front of live audiences.
but i think the crowd were there for the free flow of beers and drinks instead of listening to these aspiring songwriters.




Nat , the MoMo and..
damn..i dunno how to spell her name! =( sorry.chinese names are hard to rmb and spell..



MoMo sudah MERAH lo..all thanks to the beer..

and of course..like every launch event..especially when its a major brand..
there will always be celebrities invited..
and at this event..there were plenty..



The lucky "celebs"..
some of which i dunno..do u?
i think the the first row 2nd guy from the right is kinda CUTE.. =)
anyone know who he is?



random..

so besides performances...
Levi's also hired artists to do their "art" thing..
one of which is to customize a pair of jeans..


customizing that pair of jeans..

and i feel in love with the new 501 jeans..
so in love..that i would not let go.

This is mine PUSSIES!!

and the host/mc for the night..is none other than..
JOEY G!

this guy is everywhere..

even found time to do his own work of "art"..

and it turned out..

BAD!! what happened?!!





Joey G the ladies man.


while they happily snap photos with celebs..i have to wait..and wait and wait.
wondering anyone wanna snap with a pic with chunnymomo. =(

the highlight for the night was the performance by our local band HUJAN.
not surprising..there were HUGE amounts of malays that night..all there jus to watch Hujan do their gig..
after Hujan was done..most of the crowd left..
i guess many was jus there to watch Hujan...hmmm.and also to drink for free =D

Overall..the event was..ermm..jus Ok for me..
could have been better if the location wasn't at Ruums.
half way through the night..
it was already gettin boring...
and so..we do silly things..



Kill me cus its too boring!



shhhhh..

after the prize giving ceremony and a very sexy fashion show..damn..i dun have any pics of the models.. =S
it was already close to 10..
Ruums had invited Dj Blink and his "Lapsap" partner to spice things up..
unfortunately..me not a fan of "Lapsap"..
and apparently many others too are not a fan..
crowd left right after they started spining..
to those of who dun understand cantonese..Lapsap means..GARBAGE!
and yes...the music was garbage..dunno how ppl can dance to the tunes of lapsap.

and when we left to get our car.. OMG!!
i got the worst shocked of life that night..

ONE
WORD
~LaLa~

nuff said...
they were scattered all over the entrance of Ruums...and the sight of LaLa's are very unpleasent to me..even a few could give me chills..
but close to hundreds??
oh damn..i think i could have pee-ed in my pants..

no wonder many ppl say dun go Ruums..now i know why..lesson learnt.. =D


afterwards..i've to rushed back to Subang..because a friend of mine jus broke with his GF..
i'm not gonna say any names..*cough..SAM..cough*
as a good fren..i have to be there when he needs me the most..

go his blog and see his emo post..seriously touches ur heart.. =(

Just cheer up k.. whenever u need me to emo with..i'm here for u! =D

Lastly,




thanks again to Nat for taking care of me that night.loves.

shall see u this weekend in Pangkor..


To sam : why so emo..let's put a chick on that dick.

I have just wasted your time =D

Sunday, August 24, 2008
This post is delayed ... a week before...15 / 08 /08 ~~~

it was MoMo's first MoS experience..as an 18 year old..this kinda of experience is hard to get...as Euphoria is kononya a strictly above 21 club.. *har har*!

jus for tonight..me and my buds..got free entry in...
but like every free stuffs..there's a catch..

we have to literally hunt for the free passes during the dance arena event...find what?? or rather who?? the "Hitman" was our target.. and tell him.."Your the HITMAN!!" to get ur passes.
in fact..the "Hitman" doesn't even looks like a HITMAN! or the Hitman fella from the video game.

he looks more like..



this..



an oversize man that looks more like SANTA rather than a HITMAN..hmmm..
somehow i got the feeling they were trying to trick us into finding someone more mascular and handsome to be the "Hitman"..
but in the end..they used an obese ugly dude who is rather sexist..cus he gives most of the passes to chicks! what a world..

oh who cares..i got the pass in the end =D
and we're off to the EUPHORIA right after the dance event was over..conclusion of it..it was decent..average..pity DJ Patrick Oliver..cus no one was dancing to his tunes when the dance floor was opened.. :( everyone decided to go Euphoria for the after party!

and the first thing i noticed when i entered the club was...

THE LOOOOO...aka toilet.. the big figure of the male and female body trying to hold their pee pee in got my full attention.. =D

the mens toilet..


female toilet...i think Kijun is trying harder to keep his pee pee in compared to me..i'm good at keepin pee pee in. =D

Spot the "odd" one..hahaha..

Susu and me startin to jiggy wiggy..

oh..not forgetting..i've reunited with a former seri-mega-an that night..

the person is..

Michelle...forgive me for acting so blur..was trying to register how u look like 5 years ago..

and boy..she's changed..that's why i can hardly recognise my dear..hahaha..

if only i could find a picture of her 5 years ago..and compare wit this..hehehe..


u can never get enough of SUE!

woah..who's that hottie dancing with the MoMo??.. =O so so so scandalous! hahaha..



what's clubbing without drinking..

unfortunately..there's side effects when u drink..

as shown below.

oh..i hope my mum never sees this.. =S i'm a TAXI driver!!! woohooo..

guy in pink = spoiler.. me and jeff doing our thing.



three guys and a girl..WARNING: JEFF u are getting too "intimate"...hahaha.

there were others too at the Euphoria that night..besides my college and primary gang..Ernest the pimp brought his bunch along too..

to cap the night off..

a sexy pic of your MoMo..

Michelle : Wai Chun looks like Miss Kelantan!

WUT THE HELL!!!?? from all states she chooses Kelantan.till now..it still makes me wonder why.hmmm..

bye..


I have just wasted your time =D

Wednesday, August 13, 2008



alright..i know many people enjoyed my previous post..

it got many people high, motivated and EXCITED!!!
*psst* i "think" there have been a few that have tired some of the moves already! hahaha*

and i'm proud to say it was a success!!! woohoooo..hits were gettin more...but not so much la.
i'm not famous what to do T.T

but the funny thing i've found out was..there was actually people who searched the term "best sex positions" and visited my site from the search engine..GoogleBlog search to be exact.
go try it..i think it's still there..at number 6. =D

got ppl from India, and New Zealand to name a few..

i think Indians are horny creatures..and they are constantly trying to find ways to spice things up in bed..aren't they the ones who came up with the "KARMA SUTRA"!??

man..must research on that soon..

wanna know why i think Indians are horny lil creatures??



see his face! that's why!! u guys should know siapa dia..

so so..since my brothers from India came all the way to my blog to search for "sex positions"..

i shall give them one that will satisfy not TWO.. but FIVE ppl at one time..

the premier of my newly invented " sex post"... the...



hahahahahahahaha..India memang famous for their over crowded trains rite..
now i'm gonna overcrowd their BEDS!!! hahahahahaha..man i'm a GENIOUS!

*all hail chunny*

ok la..enough of this obscenity..too much not good la..later small kids come visit..and see..who's gonna be responsible? =(

must think of the young ones..cus they are the "future" mah.. *cough**ya rite**cough*

alright to more serious matters..

my life right now.. very damn kao CONFUSED and STRESS! not over girls..but over assignments..

got so many coming at me at one time.. =( haizzz...gotta get used to it.

nothing exciting happen recently.. just one..
which happened yesterday..

my college..was...on....




FIRE! =D the word fire brings JOY to many faces..

but too bad..not serious wan..jus some cars in the basement caught fire..dunno how..dun bother knowing.

i didn't manage to catch any photos during the whole "exacuation" drama..
but i can illustrate for u using PAINT! hehehehe..









understand better now? =D

alrite shall quit now and go do something more productive..
gonna go read about the "Glass House" by Philip Johnson.. =D yay how " fun "..

Bye bye..

I have just wasted your time =D

Wednesday, August 6, 2008


This post is titled = Beijing in your bedroom! "Gold medal positions"

Warning : The following content are not suitable for children under the age of 13. One shall not see this during work, school or at any public areas. Be open minded and let me teach you how its done in bed...the Olympic way of sex!

okay so when ur done reading the warning note.. i shall begin my lesson..what your about to see..might corrupt ur mind..so if u think u wanna stay "clean"..pls move away from this page..NOW!

The Beijing Olympics are jus 2 days away..it'll start on the super "ONG" day of 08-08-08..
and i think.. plenty of sex is gonna happen that night..cus got plenty of newlyweds what!

The chinese thinks 8 as a very auspicious date.. hmmm.. maybe true i dunno.. but sex is always good! *wink* whether ur married or not..

but like i mention before people..always use a what??

a what??

yes!! CONDOM!!! play safe la pls..if u guys dun have condoms i got u know..i can give u..i got plenty..dun ask why..but "someone" gave me a box of condoms for my bday..CB him!
expire next year somemore...so if u guys wan..dun be shy ask me..dun have to go 7-11 ask me k!
someone have to help me finish em..cus i wont use em! :(

ok..let's get SERIOUS!!

as some of u may already know..i went to Australia last month..and we spent quite some time over there..
and my mum..loves to read female magazines..u know like CLEO and FEMALE...
*tsk..i also read wan u know..damn educational wan le.can learn so much bout woman! haha*

so she bought the Australian version of CLEO to read...



Cleo Australia July 2008 issue.. and yes..that's Nicole Richie on the front cover..she's still damn skinny..but hey..congrats..she got married! yay!

and if u guys see closer..on the top right of the book..there's a sentence which says.."Beijing in your bedroom"

wow..when i saw that..i straight away took the book from my mum..and started looking for the contents..

and the reason why i'm sharing the contents with u all is not jus bcus the olympics is comin..but cus i wanna "educate" my readers... yes..and help spread the message of "safe sex"!

so the introduction page looks like this..



hehe..the intro already makes me feel excited!! aren't you??
yup like what they always say..go for GOLD!!! 1st base 2nd base 3rd base..and its a HOMERUN!!

ok ah..before u see the pictures of these extra ordinary sex postions..make sure u are in a right place and at a right age and have a dirty mind.. =D

let's kick off the Bed Olympics now!


the OPENING ceremony...let the fireworks begin and sparks fly..
this is definately one of the easiest and most pleasurable positions..that's why cpls shud always start of like this..something simple like at the start means we can slowly escalade to the climax!
no need to rush.. u got plenty of time in bed.. =D explore other "harder" positions later on.

difficulty level = 1 /10

oh..and for ur info.. u see the medal thing on the top left corner of the pic..that's a Gold medal..
and its awarded fot this position..

these are the definitions of the medals..

Gold = Guanrateed to attract fans. Cue the national anthem!

Silver = Super -sexy. But does require some (or a lot) of athleticism.

Bronze = Sensual lovin' , slow and steady wins the race.

these are the defitions given by the magazine. not me ok!

alright..so what's next after the opening ceremony..
let's get straight to some action!



The Pole Vault!

oh ya.. can u see why they call this position the pole vault?.. haha..imagine..
this is a bronze medal position..

and here's a lil tip of how to exacute this position perfectly = have the men against the wall..
carefully place ur legs on his chest..and guys..make sure u grab the girls ass tight..as she needs allt he support to maintain this position..

difficulty level = 7 /10


and lets go over to the swiming events..

first up..

The Backstroke!
gold medal position.

the backstroke is one of the hardest discipline in swimming..but in the bed..its easy..
this one doesn't require a bed.. all the girl need to do is jus stand up straight..and reach for ur toes..then the guys can enter from behind..
slowly the man can build up speed and when ur comfortable..take it to the next lvl.
perfect for cpls who like ass-fuck!

difficulty level = 3 /10


The Synchronised Swimming!
silver medal position.

alright..the synchronised swimming event needs really good timing..in the bed..both man and female must work togther to bring out the best of each other.
this position requires a lil prop...a chair to be exact..
the guys jus need to sit on the chair and let the girl do the rest of the work..alright..sounds a lil unfair..but hey..rmb..teamwork my frens..teamwork!
rmb go as hard as possible..cus there's always the chair when he needs extra support.

difficulty level = 3 /10


The Breaststroke!
bronze medal position.

For those of you not quite into a vigourous sex session, try some slow and steady lovemaking, otherwise known as the breaststroke.
this position is benefits the guy more than the girl..
because the girl is not facing the guys..the guys can touch u everywhere..and nothing will stop him i tell you.

Difficulty level = 1 /10



Ok..moving on from the swimming events..next we have..positions that are especially for the ladies!

The Women's High Jump!
gold medal position.


hahaha..guys..i know this is one of your favs...why?
cus in this position...the guys doesn't have to do much..all he has to do..is jus lay down and let the girl do the rest..
to me this is the "lazy man position" and old mens love this i tell you! like Dr Choi Lok Sek. our ex-health minister.

difficulty level = 2 / 10



The Women's Cycling and The Women's Kayaking!
both silver medal positions.


Women's cycling = Ride ur man as if ur cycling hard!! Now's he's the bike...ur the rider..ride as fast as u can..until u both get to the finish line!

difficulty level = 5 /10

Women's kayaking = Girls..be the leader and climb aboard ur partner!

difficulty level = 3 /10


and now we got positions where the men is required to use lots of energy!


The Men's Hockey!
gold medal position.

Jus by looking at it some of u guys might already be planning to do this next time u have sex..
but keep in mind..this is a very physical sex position and is not advise to be attempted by noobies and guys which have no str to lift their partners..
this is a postion which really requires teamwork between u two..but with a lil bit of hard work..
the rewards will be well worth it.

difficulty level = 7 /10


The Men's Archery!
silver medal position.

another of mens fav positions..aka the "DOGGY STYLE"..hahahahaha..
no need any further explanation..i'm sure some of u are already quite experienced in this.

difficulty level = 3 /10


Now we are going into some positions which requires lots of stamina and strength from both men and women..


The Weight-Lifting and The Wrestling!
silver medal and gold medal positions.


The weight lifting = now this one is a bit tough..but if both are u are physically strong..dun be afraid to try. With a lil technique and practice..this one sure will spice up things. =D

difficulty level = 5 /10

The wrestling = This is a fun one..jus get started by lying on the floor and face each other..next start scuffling and ladies dun hold back..put up a fight..make it hard for him..in the end u'll feel satisfaction like u'll never feel before.

difficulty level = 4 /10


The Taekwondo!
gold medal position.

yes ppl..ur eyes are fooling you..that can be done...its better if the women have a lil martial arts background or is a gymnst..
ladies..if u aren't confident with ur str and stability..dun try this..u might eventually break his cock from toppling over.now this is what u call creative SEX!

difficulty level = 8/10


The Equestrian!
silver medal position.

something similar to the women's high jump..but this time u''ll palm ur partners hand and tuck ur feet under his butt..as if he's a horse and ur grinding it..
this requires more technique and stamina compared to the high jump.

difficulty level = 4 /10


The Hurdles!
silver medal position.

like the equestrian..this one is sort of similar to the weight-lifting..but much more easier..
the lady this time will have one of her feet on the ground..making it more stable.

difficulty level = 4 /10


finally we are almost at the end of our lesson..but we have one more position to go.

and i've save the best for the last!!

trust me ppl..u'll love this one..! hahaha..


i present u..

The Rhythmic Gymnastics!
gold medal position.

oh...jus looking at it makes u horny eh! hahahaha..
damn..when i first saw this...i was like imagining..if only i've kept my ex..who is a Selangor gymnst somemore..
wow..we've would have knock this out of the park! hahahaha..
oh well..too bad for me =(

difficulty level = 8 /10

to me i'm in love with this position! hahaha..dunno bout u guys..

ok..we're done with the lesson!
and if u guys have any comment or questions...pls write in the chatbox.. =D i will reply asap.

rmb..i'm here to help!!

hope this have educated u futher..and prepared u for what's to come in the BEIKING OLYMPICS!

again..rmb..play safe..use a condom..ask me if u need any..i'm here at ur service.. =D

before i go..let me wish our malaysian olympics team the best of luck..and bring us back some gold medals!

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this post have been created to help ppl to spice up things in bed incase ur running out of idea..
nothing in this post was meant to hurt or offend people..if u are offended i'm sorry.
the stuff i wrote is mainly my own thoughts.nothing personal.
have fun applying it ! good luck!

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