Chunnymomo

do i care?

2008-10-09T00:03:00.013+08:00

Eh...
apa itu?
eh....
got or not??
sure boh??
wait..
let me see properly..
OMFG!!!!ROFL!!!$#@%!!!

CHUNNYMOMO is back!

wahahaha..i've got the lame-ness.but still not as lame as this girl!
Wei "the lamest" Wen

go check her out..she's new. a recently de-virginised blogger.
i mean de-virginised as in getting her first blog la..not gettin f**ked ya ppl..
dun think dirty pls..i'm trying to get rid of the 18-SX-ness of this blog..
ppl are starting to think i'm obssesed with it..F**K em..hmm..
shall jaga my reputation b4 it gets any dirtier.. hmph!

about her blog ya..dun get fooled into clicking any of the ads she put on her blog ya..
she jus wanna make easy money ya..dun encourage her ya.
lastly, her blog is really a waste of time ya..but haizz..as her very "good" fren ya..
have to promote her a bit la ya..eventhough she's trying to use her BLOG to get a NINTENDO DS!!
(Ps: Wen, ur master plan will never work i tell u)

ok back to me..let's forget bout her..
where have i been this past month??

O.O
eye's rolling?

no ppl..i've haven't been abducted by aliens..
didn't went on a vacation..
and didn't get laid..

i was just being a good boy who goes to school..hang out wit frens..and have fun till there's no limit!

after a month of absence from blogging..
i think its time i reveal myself again!!!

i couldn't stand letting my readers comin to my blog and all they see is a post dating back to sept 10? wtf! todays the 9th of Oct man.thats long.sry readers.
kept u guys waiting so long for new "entertainment".

well..so far i still haven't managed to find anything as interesting as one of my all time fav post..
the beijing olympics sex post..
which u ppl seems to be still talking bout.hmmm..horneh!

so even if i can't find anything as interesting as that..i still have to post something.
its my responsibility as a blogger to keep my readers updated..
like what " Spiderman " says..

dun we all agree??
i find it to be very true..hehe..i have to power to educate u ppl on sex..and therefore..its my responsibility to make u ppl wanting more!!
wowowowowow.
ok stop it..my 18 SX brain is gettin out of control.

NO MORE 18SX! NO MORE 18SX!
come on ppl..say it with me!
NO MORE 18SX! NO MORE 18SX!

ahhhh..feels better..
ok back to me.
been 3 months since my sister left me to go study in Aus.
and..yea..hate to admit it..i miss her badly..i dunno why.!!??
when she was around..i wan her gone..
when she's not..i wan her here..
fuck man does this pyscho shit always work on me.

do u?
T.T
(can someone say awwww)

man this is getting emo! from 18SX to E.M.O.
what is wrong with my head..*shakes*

ok so..
a lot of things happened the past month..
farewells, birthdays, night outs, and even swimming.

lets' get started.

This was Lim's farewell party..

The group of us threw him a fine bbq party before he leaves to Russia.

he even had his last dinner in M'sia with us..at the Klia Mc'd.

and the man that is goin away for 6 years..

why so long?
becoming doctor mah..tough job..therefore study period also long.
goin there on a full paid scholorship. which explains the suit he is wearing that night.
smart boy..good-looking boy..and most of all.. a good friend!

ok next up..birthdays..
if i'm not wrong..celebrated 3 ppl's bday in the past month.kinda lil i think.

first up..
Chi-Wyn's Bday at his house.

with who else..but my cousin Nat.

why am i sitting like a girl? ewwww.
oh and that guy holding on to cai jin..is her BF! =D
he too left us behind for studies..
Cj is still holding on..stay strong girl.

and the most important fella of the night..

The birthday boy!
Love the cake..

Next up.
Ki-Jun's Bday at his condo.
a pool-side party yo.

The batang only picture.

a small portion of Taylor's School of Architecture Building and Design.
the girl in blue was KO-ed in the end.
surprisingly i was not!

somewhat a class picture of SABD..
no lecturers in it however.

and of cos..like all poolside party..the birthday boy must get wet!

and off he goes!

wonder how he flew so high and gracefully into the water?

because we gave him WINGS!

awww..so pretty!

Last bday.
SeanChang's bday at his place.

not much pic..
jus this wan which i find rather interesting..

oh boy.. isn't he gifted..
Not the dog! ME!

make a wish!

Next..
one of my many night outs.
why i didn't show the rest..cus i dun have the pics..only this wan has plenty of pics.

It was a steamboat dinner at the infamous Yuen's Steamboat at Mentari, Sunway.
The line was super long..as always..
but like what cai jin says..its worth the wait because we all were starving.

oh la la..wan some?

wah the tom yam looks so tempting sial.

and after dinner..
we headed to Cj's place.

and what did we do there??

we played some POKER!!
this was actually the present we all shared to give to Chi-Wyn for his bday.
and damn its worth it..

and it was my first time playing poker..
yes my first..i know.

but it turned out great!
i WON the first round..haha.
me with my chips..
of cos.we didn't cash in on those chips..if not i'll be opening bottles in Euphoria.

so got bored of poker..

let's camwhore!

and so we did..

i like this pic..me look horneh!

i like this pic too..me look even horneh-er!

me looking the horneh-ist..

haizz..chunny, chunny...what am i gonna do with u.

but the night didn't jus end there..
we headed to Natalie's place to play somemore POKER!!
yes we are addicted to it.

but this time there were punishment for the loser.
and i bankrupt not once..but twice..haha..
therefore..i got to drink..

and when we drink..something bad is bound to happen..

i was the victim in this case..

ok..
a pic i took when i went back malacca to visit my popo last week..

dun we look like S.H.E??

now the last section..
i kinda went swimming quite often these days..
eventhough i can't swim well..but i enjoy gettin wet. =D

1st location..
Chris's apartment in Damansara.

design wise..this was the best pool i've been.
this was sadly..an only 'batang' event.
therefore no chicks.

but when there's no chicks around..
we get to do nonsence which we wouldn't dare do in front of girls.haha..

such as this.

gifted i am! =D hahahaha.

we all ejaculated together..even gravity can't stop us.

getting ejaculated on..

the special cooking pots they provided.

2nd location.
My Casa Tiara apartment in Subang.

unfortunately, my mum rented the unit away to some hot mexican chef.
so no more swimming in this place. =(

me ernest sam
naked we are..

but this time we got a chick! yay!

but she shall not be seen! lol.
ernest looks like some gay ass geisha.
sam looks like a evolved species of orang-utan.
and me..jus looking emo as always. =D

The emo-ness..oh..
my apartment was 18 storeys high..so jumpin down would be an easy way to die.

and yes..put 3 guys into a room.

all hell breaks lose.

3rd and final location.
Holiday Villa in Subang.

it was jus us 3 again..ernest, momo and orgasm .
who's orgasm? haha.u'll see.

put the first alphabet of our names together we form E.M.O!

i'm the M of cos..

oh no!! she's not the O!

now that's the real O! sammy..haha.
ernest!! stop looking like some gay ass geisha!

nope..she wasn't the girl from my apartment.

E.M.O
now that's what we call modelling..speedos for life.

no we're not! hahaha..
i know what u guys are thinking..
now its my turn to look like some gay ass geisha!

that's all i could talk about for the past month..
i promise u..a more interesting post will be coming soon.. =D stay tuned.

Farewell my cousin.

2008-09-10T03:57:00.003+08:00

Firstly..DAMN!

it's been so long since i touch my blog..
but i've got really good excuse for neglecting my baby..
one word...ASSIGNMENTS!

if they dont't kill you they'll only make u stronger..
self-motivation is so required in this course.. T.T keep telling myself..
~ I LOVE THIS COURSE ~~~(repeat it 100 times as day)
well that's what Kijun does.. =D

i'm damn EMO bout one thing..ok maybe 2..
firstly..my 1st Building Construction assignment suck balls!
totally cost me an A! =(
haizz..no one to blame but myself..even if its a group assignment.
shall not post any picture of the final model..TOO UGLY!

second thing..some idiot anonymous fella came to my blog and said i very disrespectful to GIRLS!?
what the hell! do u even know me MR/MRS Anonymous!
can't u even take a simple harmless joke..and laugh along like others?
come on~!!

WHY SO SERIOUS!!?? LET'S PUT A CHICK ON YOUR DICK!!

nuff said..i'm already stress enough..dun make me KABOOM!

ok serious matter now..
one of my dearest cousin is leaving to Russia to continue her studies..and she'll be gone for 6 years.YES 6!!!!! that's long.
her farewell party is gonna be held this weekend on Saturday.

my job is to get former SERI MEGAN's to come and see her one last time..guys and girls.. u know who..pls say your final wishes to her before she leaves..
wut the..as if she's gonna DIE.. *choi*
but pls la..those who i have already invited..here are the details.so pls..make an effort to come.
no party crashers pls! =D

oh ya.. and time has been changed to earlier..6.30 maybe..we gonna have fun!
see u guys there.bye.!

Levi's Unbutton 501 Launch Party @ Ruums, KL.

2008-08-27T22:32:00.011+08:00

23 /08 / 08

Levi's 501 Live Unbuttoned Launch Party @ Ruums, KL.

First off,

Thanks to my dearest cous, Nat for the invite. `Loves..<3

Levi's was launching their brand new 501 jeans..what makes it diff?
instead of zippers...the jeans uses buttons to cover your lanjiao or pet pet.
which explains the the reason they call the event Live Unbuttoned..

i have a pair of Levi's Button jeans..its a 538 instead of a 501.
and i have to say..when your in a rush to pee or pass motion..wearing these button zipper jeans..are a nightmare!
by the time u finish unbuttoning..the pee or shit could have already come out. =_=

when i got there..i've found out that it wasn't entirely a launch party..but there was also a competition going on..
4 finalist for Levi's Songwriting competition had to perform their song in front of live audiences.
but i think the crowd were there for the free flow of beers and drinks instead of listening to these aspiring songwriters.

Nat , the MoMo and..
damn..i dunno how to spell her name! =( sorry.chinese names are hard to rmb and spell..

MoMo sudah MERAH lo..all thanks to the beer..

and of course..like every launch event..especially when its a major brand..
there will always be celebrities invited..
and at this event..there were plenty..

The lucky "celebs"..
some of which i dunno..do u?
i think the the first row 2nd guy from the right is kinda CUTE.. =)
anyone know who he is?

random..

so besides performances...
Levi's also hired artists to do their "art" thing..
one of which is to customize a pair of jeans..

customizing that pair of jeans..

and i feel in love with the new 501 jeans..
so in love..that i would not let go.

This is mine PUSSIES!!

and the host/mc for the night..is none other than..
JOEY G!

this guy is everywhere..

even found time to do his own work of "art"..

and it turned out..

BAD!! what happened?!!

Joey G the ladies man.

while they happily snap photos with celebs..i have to wait..and wait and wait.
wondering anyone wanna snap with a pic with chunnymomo. =(

the highlight for the night was the performance by our local band HUJAN.
not surprising..there were HUGE amounts of malays that night..all there jus to watch Hujan do their gig..
after Hujan was done..most of the crowd left..
i guess many was jus there to watch Hujan...hmmm.and also to drink for free =D

Overall..the event was..ermm..jus Ok for me..
could have been better if the location wasn't at Ruums.
half way through the night..
it was already gettin boring...
and so..we do silly things..

Kill me cus its too boring!

shhhhh..

after the prize giving ceremony and a very sexy fashion show..damn..i dun have any pics of the models.. =S
it was already close to 10..
Ruums had invited Dj Blink and his "Lapsap" partner to spice things up..
unfortunately..me not a fan of "Lapsap"..
and apparently many others too are not a fan..
crowd left right after they started spining..
to those of who dun understand cantonese..Lapsap means..GARBAGE!
and yes...the music was garbage..dunno how ppl can dance to the tunes of lapsap.

and when we left to get our car.. OMG!!
i got the worst shocked of life that night..

ONE
WORD
~LaLa~

nuff said...
they were scattered all over the entrance of Ruums...and the sight of LaLa's are very unpleasent to me..even a few could give me chills..
but close to hundreds??
oh damn..i think i could have pee-ed in my pants..

no wonder many ppl say dun go Ruums..now i know why..lesson learnt.. =D

afterwards..i've to rushed back to Subang..because a friend of mine jus broke with his GF..
i'm not gonna say any names..*cough..SAM..cough*
as a good fren..i have to be there when he needs me the most..

go his blog and see his emo post..seriously touches ur heart.. =(

Just cheer up k.. whenever u need me to emo with..i'm here for u! =D

Lastly,

thanks again to Nat for taking care of me that night.loves.

shall see u this weekend in Pangkor..

To sam : why so emo..let's put a chick on that dick.

I wanna be Euphoric forever!

2008-08-24T21:28:00.006+08:00

This post is delayed ... a week before...15 / 08 /08 ~~~

it was MoMo's first MoS experience..as an 18 year old..this kinda of experience is hard to get...as Euphoria is kononya a strictly above 21 club.. *har har*!

jus for tonight..me and my buds..got free entry in...
but like every free stuffs..there's a catch..

we have to literally hunt for the free passes during the dance arena event...find what?? or rather who?? the "Hitman" was our target.. and tell him.."Your the HITMAN!!" to get ur passes.
in fact..the "Hitman" doesn't even looks like a HITMAN! or the Hitman fella from the video game.

he looks more like..

this..

an oversize man that looks more like SANTA rather than a HITMAN..hmmm..
somehow i got the feeling they were trying to trick us into finding someone more mascular and handsome to be the "Hitman"..
but in the end..they used an obese ugly dude who is rather sexist..cus he gives most of the passes to chicks! what a world..

oh who cares..i got the pass in the end =D
and we're off to the EUPHORIA right after the dance event was over..conclusion of it..it was decent..average..pity DJ Patrick Oliver..cus no one was dancing to his tunes when the dance floor was opened.. :( everyone decided to go Euphoria for the after party!

and the first thing i noticed when i entered the club was...

THE LOOOOO...aka toilet.. the big figure of the male and female body trying to hold their pee pee in got my full attention.. =D

the mens toilet..

female toilet...i think Kijun is trying harder to keep his pee pee in compared to me..i'm good at keepin pee pee in. =D

Spot the "odd" one..hahaha..

Susu and me startin to jiggy wiggy..

oh..not forgetting..i've reunited with a former seri-mega-an that night..

the person is..

Michelle...forgive me for acting so blur..was trying to register how u look like 5 years ago..

and boy..she's changed..that's why i can hardly recognise my dear..hahaha..

if only i could find a picture of her 5 years ago..and compare wit this..hehehe..

u can never get enough of SUE!

woah..who's that hottie dancing with the MoMo??.. =O so so so scandalous! hahaha..

what's clubbing without drinking..

unfortunately..there's side effects when u drink..

as shown below.

oh..i hope my mum never sees this.. =S i'm a TAXI driver!!! woohooo..

guy in pink = spoiler.. me and jeff doing our thing.

three guys and a girl..WARNING: JEFF u are getting too "intimate"...hahaha.

there were others too at the Euphoria that night..besides my college and primary gang..Ernest the pimp brought his bunch along too..

to cap the night off..

a sexy pic of your MoMo..

Michelle : Wai Chun looks like Miss Kelantan!

WUT THE HELL!!!?? from all states she chooses Kelantan.till now..it still makes me wonder why.hmmm..

bye..

ok..life is stressful.

2008-08-13T21:47:00.006+08:00

alright..i know many people enjoyed my previous post..

it got many people high, motivated and EXCITED!!!
*psst* i "think" there have been a few that have tired some of the moves already! hahaha*

and i'm proud to say it was a success!!! woohoooo..hits were gettin more...but not so much la.
i'm not famous what to do T.T

but the funny thing i've found out was..there was actually people who searched the term "best sex positions" and visited my site from the search engine..GoogleBlog search to be exact.
go try it..i think it's still there..at number 6. =D

got ppl from India, and New Zealand to name a few..

i think Indians are horny creatures..and they are constantly trying to find ways to spice things up in bed..aren't they the ones who came up with the "KARMA SUTRA"!??

man..must research on that soon..

wanna know why i think Indians are horny lil creatures??

see his face! that's why!! u guys should know siapa dia..

so so..since my brothers from India came all the way to my blog to search for "sex positions"..

i shall give them one that will satisfy not TWO.. but FIVE ppl at one time..

the premier of my newly invented " sex post"... the...

hahahahahahahaha..India memang famous for their over crowded trains rite..
now i'm gonna overcrowd their BEDS!!! hahahahahaha..man i'm a GENIOUS!

*all hail chunny*

ok la..enough of this obscenity..too much not good la..later small kids come visit..and see..who's gonna be responsible? =(

must think of the young ones..cus they are the "future" mah.. *cough**ya rite**cough*

alright to more serious matters..

my life right now.. very damn kao CONFUSED and STRESS! not over girls..but over assignments..

got so many coming at me at one time.. =( haizzz...gotta get used to it.

nothing exciting happen recently.. just one..
which happened yesterday..

my college..was...on....

FIRE! =D the word fire brings JOY to many faces..

but too bad..not serious wan..jus some cars in the basement caught fire..dunno how..dun bother knowing.

i didn't manage to catch any photos during the whole "exacuation" drama..
but i can illustrate for u using PAINT! hehehehe..

understand better now? =D

alrite shall quit now and go do something more productive..
gonna go read about the "Glass House" by Philip Johnson.. =D yay how " fun "..

Bye bye..

Pre-Beijing Olympics 2008 ( sex positions)

2008-08-06T23:41:00.009+08:00

This post is titled = Beijing in your bedroom! "Gold medal positions"

Warning : The following content are not suitable for children under the age of 13. One shall not see this during work, school or at any public areas. Be open minded and let me teach you how its done in bed...the Olympic way of sex!

okay so when ur done reading the warning note.. i shall begin my lesson..what your about to see..might corrupt ur mind..so if u think u wanna stay "clean"..pls move away from this page..NOW!

The Beijing Olympics are jus 2 days away..it'll start on the super "ONG" day of 08-08-08..
and i think.. plenty of sex is gonna happen that night..cus got plenty of newlyweds what!

The chinese thinks 8 as a very auspicious date.. hmmm.. maybe true i dunno.. but sex is always good! *wink* whether ur married or not..

but like i mention before people..always use a what??

a what??

yes!! CONDOM!!! play safe la pls..if u guys dun have condoms i got u know..i can give u..i got plenty..dun ask why..but "someone" gave me a box of condoms for my bday..CB him!
expire next year somemore...so if u guys wan..dun be shy ask me..dun have to go 7-11 ask me k!
someone have to help me finish em..cus i wont use em! :(

ok..let's get SERIOUS!!

as some of u may already know..i went to Australia last month..and we spent quite some time over there..
and my mum..loves to read female magazines..u know like CLEO and FEMALE...
*tsk..i also read wan u know..damn educational wan le.can learn so much bout woman! haha*

so she bought the Australian version of CLEO to read...

Cleo Australia July 2008 issue.. and yes..that's Nicole Richie on the front cover..she's still damn skinny..but hey..congrats..she got married! yay!

and if u guys see closer..on the top right of the book..there's a sentence which says.."Beijing in your bedroom"

wow..when i saw that..i straight away took the book from my mum..and started looking for the contents..

and the reason why i'm sharing the contents with u all is not jus bcus the olympics is comin..but cus i wanna "educate" my readers... yes..and help spread the message of "safe sex"!

so the introduction page looks like this..

hehe..the intro already makes me feel excited!! aren't you??
yup like what they always say..go for GOLD!!! 1st base 2nd base 3rd base..and its a HOMERUN!!

ok ah..before u see the pictures of these extra ordinary sex postions..make sure u are in a right place and at a right age and have a dirty mind.. =D

let's kick off the Bed Olympics now!

the OPENING ceremony...let the fireworks begin and sparks fly..
this is definately one of the easiest and most pleasurable positions..that's why cpls shud always start of like this..something simple like at the start means we can slowly escalade to the climax!
no need to rush.. u got plenty of time in bed.. =D explore other "harder" positions later on.

difficulty level = 1 /10

oh..and for ur info.. u see the medal thing on the top left corner of the pic..that's a Gold medal..
and its awarded fot this position..

these are the definitions of the medals..

Gold = Guanrateed to attract fans. Cue the national anthem!

Silver = Super -sexy. But does require some (or a lot) of athleticism.

Bronze = Sensual lovin' , slow and steady wins the race.

these are the defitions given by the magazine. not me ok!

alright..so what's next after the opening ceremony..
let's get straight to some action!

The Pole Vault!

oh ya.. can u see why they call this position the pole vault?.. haha..imagine..
this is a bronze medal position..

and here's a lil tip of how to exacute this position perfectly = have the men against the wall..
carefully place ur legs on his chest..and guys..make sure u grab the girls ass tight..as she needs allt he support to maintain this position..

difficulty level = 7 /10

and lets go over to the swiming events..

first up..

The Backstroke!
gold medal position.

the backstroke is one of the hardest discipline in swimming..but in the bed..its easy..
this one doesn't require a bed.. all the girl need to do is jus stand up straight..and reach for ur toes..then the guys can enter from behind..
slowly the man can build up speed and when ur comfortable..take it to the next lvl.
perfect for cpls who like ass-fuck!

difficulty level = 3 /10

The Synchronised Swimming!
silver medal position.

alright..the synchronised swimming event needs really good timing..in the bed..both man and female must work togther to bring out the best of each other.
this position requires a lil prop...a chair to be exact..
the guys jus need to sit on the chair and let the girl do the rest of the work..alright..sounds a lil unfair..but hey..rmb..teamwork my frens..teamwork!
rmb go as hard as possible..cus there's always the chair when he needs extra support.

difficulty level = 3 /10

The Breaststroke!
bronze medal position.

For those of you not quite into a vigourous sex session, try some slow and steady lovemaking, otherwise known as the breaststroke.
this position is benefits the guy more than the girl..
because the girl is not facing the guys..the guys can touch u everywhere..and nothing will stop him i tell you.

Difficulty level = 1 /10

Ok..moving on from the swimming events..next we have..positions that are especially for the ladies!

The Women's High Jump!
gold medal position.

hahaha..guys..i know this is one of your favs...why?
cus in this position...the guys doesn't have to do much..all he has to do..is jus lay down and let the girl do the rest..
to me this is the "lazy man position" and old mens love this i tell you! like Dr Choi Lok Sek. our ex-health minister.

difficulty level = 2 / 10

The Women's Cycling and The Women's Kayaking!
both silver medal positions.

Women's cycling = Ride ur man as if ur cycling hard!! Now's he's the bike...ur the rider..ride as fast as u can..until u both get to the finish line!

difficulty level = 5 /10

Women's kayaking = Girls..be the leader and climb aboard ur partner!

difficulty level = 3 /10

and now we got positions where the men is required to use lots of energy!

The Men's Hockey!
gold medal position.

Jus by looking at it some of u guys might already be planning to do this next time u have sex..
but keep in mind..this is a very physical sex position and is not advise to be attempted by noobies and guys which have no str to lift their partners..
this is a postion which really requires teamwork between u two..but with a lil bit of hard work..
the rewards will be well worth it.

difficulty level = 7 /10

The Men's Archery!
silver medal position.

another of mens fav positions..aka the "DOGGY STYLE"..hahahahaha..
no need any further explanation..i'm sure some of u are already quite experienced in this.

difficulty level = 3 /10

Now we are going into some positions which requires lots of stamina and strength from both men and women..

The Weight-Lifting and The Wrestling!
silver medal and gold medal positions.

The weight lifting = now this one is a bit tough..but if both are u are physically strong..dun be afraid to try. With a lil technique and practice..this one sure will spice up things. =D

difficulty level = 5 /10

The wrestling = This is a fun one..jus get started by lying on the floor and face each other..next start scuffling and ladies dun hold back..put up a fight..make it hard for him..in the end u'll feel satisfaction like u'll never feel before.

difficulty level = 4 /10

The Taekwondo!
gold medal position.

yes ppl..ur eyes are fooling you..that can be done...its better if the women have a lil martial arts background or is a gymnst..
ladies..if u aren't confident with ur str and stability..dun try this..u might eventually break his cock from toppling over.now this is what u call creative SEX!

difficulty level = 8/10

The Equestrian!
silver medal position.

something similar to the women's high jump..but this time u''ll palm ur partners hand and tuck ur feet under his butt..as if he's a horse and ur grinding it..
this requires more technique and stamina compared to the high jump.

difficulty level = 4 /10

The Hurdles!
silver medal position.

like the equestrian..this one is sort of similar to the weight-lifting..but much more easier..
the lady this time will have one of her feet on the ground..making it more stable.

difficulty level = 4 /10

finally we are almost at the end of our lesson..but we have one more position to go.

and i've save the best for the last!!

trust me ppl..u'll love this one..! hahaha..

i present u..

The Rhythmic Gymnastics!
gold medal position.

oh...jus looking at it makes u horny eh! hahahaha..
damn..when i first saw this...i was like imagining..if only i've kept my ex..who is a Selangor gymnst somemore..
wow..we've would have knock this out of the park! hahahaha..
oh well..too bad for me =(

difficulty level = 8 /10

to me i'm in love with this position! hahaha..dunno bout u guys..

ok..we're done with the lesson!
and if u guys have any comment or questions...pls write in the chatbox.. =D i will reply asap.

rmb..i'm here to help!!

hope this have educated u futher..and prepared u for what's to come in the BEIKING OLYMPICS!

again..rmb..play safe..use a condom..ask me if u need any..i'm here at ur service.. =D

before i go..let me wish our malaysian olympics team the best of luck..and bring us back some gold medals!

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this post have been created to help ppl to spice up things in bed incase ur running out of idea..
nothing in this post was meant to hurt or offend people..if u are offended i'm sorry.
the stuff i wrote is mainly my own thoughts.nothing personal.
have fun applying it ! good luck!

bangga..i didn't forget!

2008-08-05T21:16:00.004+08:00

today is the 5th of August..

what makes this date so special to me??

nope..its not the "Panic at The Disco!" concert that is happening now.. (fuck i wanna go man)
didn't get to go MAA somemore..damn emo. T.T

but it's this person's birthday..not just any person..but one which is very special..

Ms Chan Yin Shi ...chunnymomo wishes u a happy 17th birthday... =D with much love.

yin if u ever see this..(which i think she wont..dun see my blog also wan..ish..) =P

jus telling u i didn't forget le..but i wonder..did you change ur number? :O

oh ya..that pic of her..is damn old..i couldn't find any recent one..
but none the less she still looks damn pretty eh in that pic.. rite guys?? hahaha..

hope you enjoyed ur special once in a year day.. and hope to see u soon too..
(damn i miss her) =D

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alrite..update on my current life..

been a while since i did a personal post..

not much mood to write... and seeing how stressful my upcoming sem is gonna be...

i dun think i'll be spendin as much time here as i wan to..

*stress*stress*stress*

there..those 3 words sums up my current life..STRESS!

oh ya..before i go..beijing olympics coming.. i got one super interesting post jus for it!

WATCH!! ehehehe..

Finally...time to stress all over again.

2008-07-29T00:00:00.003+08:00

College has officially started again..

a new semester..one which i think will be more stressful..time absorbing than then the previous one..

oh boy..its starting all over again! =O

*prays to GOD and hope everything will go fine for the next 4 months*

amen~~

prediction of what chunnymomo will become for the next 4 months..

Z...z...z...Z...Z..z... i'm starting to show early signs of evolution! help me!

I've met Bindi therefore my life is complete!

2008-07-22T22:55:00.014+08:00

who's Bindi u might ask?

well..if u were living under a rock for the past cpl of years..i can't blame u for not knowing..

but hey..to those who really have no clue who she is..

"SHE'S the CROCODILE HUNTER Steve Irwin's DAUGHTER!!!"

get it now?

as u may know..the crocodile hunter works at the FAMOUS AUSTRALIA ZOO before he.. u know..mati....
how he died??? i'm afraid some of u might ask..therefore..i have created a rough illustration of his death.

nope..he didn't get eaten by crocs..but he died cus he got stabbed by a sting-ray..right through his heart..pity.i know he would be happier if he got killed by a croc.. =(

so the zoo is bout an hour drive away from where we were in Aussie..

and we told ourselves.. how can we miss the opportunity of actually seeing and being in the place where the once legendary crocodile hunter worked in.

and the chance of seeing a crocodile up close and personal..which i think we'll never get to experience here at our "National Zoo"...

it will be foolish of us to pass up this chance..so we hop on a bus..and off we were.

Ladies and gentlemen...boys and girls..dick and pussies..

i now present you..Australia Zoo and its animals!!!

was the home of the crocodile hunter..

and the first animal we saw when we went inside...was a..

WOMBAT!!! so cute...the trainers are takin it for a walk..i want one!

and the were two kura-kura making love.. <3

the forever sleepy KOALA!

that was jus for starters...there were other animals..but none which i find interesting..

and so we headed to the main arena..where the CROCODILE show is.

the "CROCOSEUM"!!!

and outside of the arena was a petting zoo..lil farm animals like these goats are feedable and pet-able! =D

so we head on in..and got us some shady seats.. =D it was hot that day.

starting the show off was the .... CROCMENS?? O.O

yeap..they are 4 supposedly gay guys dancing and singing nature theme songs..
and not forgetting the lil girl in the middle..that's BINDI! steve irwins daughter.

i didn't find it amusing..it was rather boring..but hey! there's BINDI!! and an ANTMAN?? O.O

so when their "performance" was over..i was glad..finally got to see some real animals perform...like these elephants.!

and the flew birds around the arena..and sometimes..if ur lucky..one might rest very near to you..

i like this shot the most..the bird was eyeing ME! it was so close i could reach my hand out and grab it!

and finally!!! the no nonsense part of the show..

a crocodile was unleashed..and it was hungry i tell you!

lunch time!

look! that's steve irwin's wife TERRI feeding the croc...

but the croc wasn't full yet!!

holding on to its precious lunch..

it does a death roll!!

and proudly lift his head up...the croc feeding show was good..that's what i call entertainment..not 4 gay men dancing around..pls.

since the zoo was huge!! we couldn't waste much time and continue on for the search of other animals.

we found the elephants..

and a tiger..

and even a man taking his croc for a walk??? woot!! weird zoo i tell u.

so we've met back with the wombat we've meet earlier..looks excited to me.

i wonder why...

ahhhh...i see...he's checking his weight..who says animals aren't health conscious!

shit..what's this!? :O
any idea??

woah.a sunbathing crocodile! enjoying life i see..

no ppl..this is not a dog..its a DINGO! =D

feng-tao chicken..

a colony of KOALAS!

what your about to see is "RACISM" between animals....who says men are the onely one suffering from this.

Black goat : I'll hate you cause your WHITE!! .. White goat : Your jus jealous i got nicer FUR!

and so they fight..

locking heads..
and look..a 3rd party!

forms a LOVE TRIANGLE!! awwww..

but the 3rd party wasn't helping to stop the fight..it only had one intention in mind..

to CUCUK the shit our of the other goats!!

Black goat : WHY ME!! T.T why me!! ?? stop it..

Brown goat : * Moans* .. cus ur BLACK idiot!

White goat : HEY! no fair...i got the nicer FUR! F**K me instead!

and there were small lil kids nearby..i'm sure they were wondering whats the lil goat doin on top of another..hmmm..its better to know it earlier.

*walk*

*walk*

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*walk*

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*walk*

STOPS!!

woah..what's this?? O.O

looks like a genital organ of a kind of animal..but what animal?? =O

THINK people!! use yout imagination!

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it belongs to the kangaroos!! =D see you've jus learned how kangaroos genitals look like..

i'm greedy..i want them all to myself..

sister hamsap..touch kangaroo's ass!

oh..and wei wen.. i really did try to steal a kangaroo for u..this is proof..but they are jus too heavy =(

and so since the kangaroos were the only animals in the zoo which are allowed to touch..
i've spent lots of time with em..and even try to be one..

attempt 1..not successful..

better?

yea..that's more like it..

i'm becoming ONE!!

NOTE to self : never try to act like a kangaroo as it will make a fool out of urself..

this is why..

i was damn terrified when he looked at me..i tot he wanted to kiss me..really..

so i end my trip to the zoo..and it was a fun one..memorable for sure..
if u guys ever drop by Brisbane..make sure u take some time and visit the AUSTRALIA ZOO.

its worth it! =D

i here now end my post of my trip to Aussie with one last pic..

oh boy...i'm gonna miss this when she's not around anymore.. =(

take care for now.

I'm still not missing my sister.i think.

2008-07-21T23:12:00.014+08:00

So...i have been back since Friday after spending almost 2 weeks in Aussie...

oh well, i'm a "good" brother..therefore its my "responsibility" to teman my sis while i still can before leaving her to suffer the effects of missing this great brother of hers.

nah..i dun think she'll miss me..she love it when i'm not around.right sis?

so the downside of not having another sibling at home is that now, i've to suffer the wrath of this woman all by myself without any backup.

yes the woman is my mum.. =D when she's having a bad day...i'm doom-ed..witout my sister..double the doom-ness.

at least when i have my sis around i can put some blame on her u know..hahaha..that's what siblings are for right?

k enough pussy talk..

here's photos..

this is where my sis is going to be staying for the next 6 months =D

that's her room on the 2nd floor.

and that's her crib. quite a decent place to live actually.

so..as an Architecture student.. i of cos couldn't stop admiring the awesome architecture that surrounds her campus.

her campus i tell u..is SUPER HUGE! u can really get lost if u dun have a map.nothing in Malaysia can compare to the uni's here.

but the downside..she'll have to walk a pretty far distance everyday for her classes.

so to jus show a lil glimpse of Queensland University..i snapped a few photos to show just how awesome the architecture is.and how big the place is.

that's the student service centre.. not bad eh the architecture.there's more.

dunno what's this building..but it has to do with sciences.but who cares..jus admire the architecture...ahhhhhh..

its getting bigger!

the entrance to the great hall..its like their assembly area..when school reopens..i can't imagine how packed this place will be.

boys and girls who dun study architecture..this is what we call masonry.

and this is a design principle known as repetition or rhythm.. which ever u wanna call it.

damn i still rmb what my lecturers tought me. =D

those are the only pics i managed to capture..the campus is way to big for me to photograph.
wanna know more.. jus google Queensland Uni.

i then took a break from snapping photos and headed to the city....

on a boat..... they do have busses and trains to the city but a boat looks cooler..dun ya think?

yea..and it was COLD! hell..it was much more colder than having my air cond on at 16 celcius.

but the season is heading towards spring..so it aint that bad.

and guess what my itchy hands got me..

a "WONKA" candy.. yeap its the wonka from charlie and the choco factory.

but this ain't chocolate..cus choco are supposed to taste sweet and make ppl feel good.

this is more like medicine...yuck.i dunno why..but every candy which is red in colour always end up tasting like cough syrup. ish.

kononnya "fabulicious"..since it doesn't taste good. why not play around with it.

jus like the picture below..

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"Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face"

so you watched the new Batman movie yet?
if u haven't u better do so..cus i tell u..its really GOOD!

Heath Legder is a really good actor and it shows in this movie..sadly he has to die at such a young age. =(

R.I.P heath..

do come back for more as the 2nd part of my Aussie trip will be posted next..
this time i'm at the zoo..hehe..not jus any zoo..the zoo that the once "legendary crocodile hunter" Steve Irwin once worked in.

that's all for now.

To make this world a better place.. i will..

2008-07-14T13:24:00.010+08:00

what will u do..to make this world a better place O.O

well.. as for the newly crowned Miss Universe..her aim is to make this world a better place..
oh wait.. dun all the contestant wish the same too? =O

i guess that's why we have beauty pageant contest every year..like Miss Universe and Miss World to name a few...

its to elect an ambassador to represent the woman species to help this world by doing charity and bla bla bla..
so yea...its a big deal to elect the right person to take upon this responsibility..
so who got it this year??

*drum rolls*...............

may i present u...your winner and new Miss Universe 2008!

is...

oppss...wrong person! that's our Miss Malaysia Universe.. Miss Levy Li Su Lin.. (HOT!!)

sadly she didn't win.. not surprised... when was the last time a Malaysian won? NEVER!
and probably it will never happen..

would be great if she won..then Malaysia would be ~FAMOUS~

and stupid ppl from other countries won't be asking this silly question again..

" WHERE IS MALAYSIA??" and everytime we are asked that..we'll jus say..its next to SINGAPORE..

how can a smaller country be more famous than MALAYSIA! u tell me! grrr..

so..

this year..another South American beauty won..

Venezuela was the winner!!! (aren't we bored of South American winners?)

so for the next 12 months..she will have a huge responsibility on her shoulders..

let's wish her all the best shall we..

(*boooooooo* u SUCK!*)

Miss Columbia think so too.. U SUCK!!!

well its usual if other contestants get a lil jealous when u win..

that's why my mum tells me "NEVER mess with a WOMAN!"

hmmm..true i guess.

but hey! not everyone hates Miss Venezuela...

our Prime Minister loves her..

and look he gave a perfect 10! wow..very good abdullah..very kind of u.

if u notice..Miss Venezuela have a very big mouth!

i'm guessing..our PM likes a lil bit of oral.

afterall..his oral partner/wife had jus passed away..i'm guessing he's lil lonely. =D

so..back to the topic..what would Miss Venezuela do to make this world a better place..

i'm sure she's been asked that question millions of times before..

and time time again..its the same even with other contestants.. peace peace no war no war..blablabla..and a lot of other BS which they jus had to say to show they care bout the world. awwww..

well i got the best idea of how Miss Venezuela can help this world! and boy u guys are gonna love it!

since AIDS is a huge problem in today's society..

why don't we have the newly crowned Miss Universe to be the ambassador of a condom brand and feauture on the front of condom packages..

Like this! with a simple message included in it..

therefore...men will now be more motivated to get to the nearest 7-11 and buy a box to support the cause..

and maybe if the condom company is kind enough..they can like donate 50 cents of each box purchased to any charity organizations...like UNICEF..

seee!! i'm so smart! this is what the new Miss Universe should do i tell u...

when ppl use condoms more..AIDS will be less! and cus of that..

the world will be a better place!

AMEN~!!

i'm homesick!

2008-07-12T17:44:00.002+08:00

i missing home badly.. :(

not saying that its not fun having my mum and sis by myside 24/7 is boring..jus that...i rather be in malaysia ...doin malaysian things..seeing malaysian chicks..eating malaysian food..

ahhhhh...damn..its jus been 6 days!
yes i'm dying over here..4 more days and i'm back guys!!

oh ya...so today was the first day of Cheer 2008.!!
how was it?? =O
cousin kenneth! i wish u all the best in tmr's finals... =D
sad that i'm not able to see my cous cheer..hahaha..

but do tell me who won Cheer 2008 ok??

oh ya..one last thing... if any of my hommies see this..
if u guys are goin to watch batman the dark knight this friday..pls include me..
i'll be back on thursday! =D
REMEMBER OK! dun forget me.. T.T

i miss home! =(

Greetings aliens.

2008-07-06T20:50:00.002+08:00

hello readers... =D

am currently at Changi Airport...so kind of them to give free internet..
who says they are kiamsap!?

kind wut..get to waste time..will be boarding in bout 2 mins! =O

bout 7 and a half hours of flight awaits me.. GG!

so ppl..if i'm not able to get internet access in Brisbane..update me bout Cheer 2008 here..ok?
i wanna know siapa menang..thank you..

Take care pokais!

Friday fiesta / Sister's farewell tea party

2008-06-29T01:11:00.005+08:00

its was Fashion Fusion at Zouk and since my cous and jin are there... cecilia momo and edison jeff tag along and wanted to join in the fun..

mana tau..by the time we reach there...its FINITO!!! done..habis.. =(
dun ask why we made it there so late..malu nak cakap..hahaha..
got our reasons.. =D

so since we cant make it in..nat and jin tag along wit me and jeff and headed somewhere else..the night was still VERY young...

the night life haven't started yet..soooo..
where can we go?? O.O

why not POPPY! =D

so "POPPY" it was...and there i was..stuck between 2 hotties..lucky me. =P

ok..i didn't take many pics.. but the girls sure did..takkan u mau saya upload semua kan.got my face only i upload..haha.

met a very nice dude..EUVIN..thanks for the drinks..didn't know u knew ERNEST as well. =O

small world eh.

as some of us had curfew..we headed kinda early..but it was still a great night..

balik rumah..oh yes..i was RED. not surprising.

very RED! =O that's jeff to my right..yes the guy with the sandy dick.

then i msg SAM.. wondering if he's out..maybe at AC or some thing..
manatau..he's goin BAR CELONA wit ernest..

so so..haha..since its still early..i tag along..yes 2nd club of the night..tiring le.

sam my darling..

oh..and we found one someone really DRUNK...sudah K.O tak boleh bangun punya DRUNK.

and to our surprise..it was..MAX! =O babysitted him the rest of the night...

that's all...i guess.

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sunday it was...the day we had my sis farewell chocolate sandwich part..whatever u wanna call it.

cousins , aunties , and uncles... all united..even " PO PO " came.. my grandma la.

humans...

oh..and a very over-protective chocolate lover. hahaha.. "dun u dare take my choco!"

yummmmm...

oh..i can't live without chocolate..how would this world be without chocolate..tell me!

sandwich bar.. =O

and 2 killer maids...they'll kill u if u INSULT indon pride..

yeap..cous nat and me suffering from choc overdosed.

victiom of choc overdose.

momo and cousins..

and of course..the special one.. =D i'll miss u jie..really will..no matter what happened between us both..i'll still love you..BYE! =(

V-Kool Golf Tournament / The Osmonds!

2008-06-24T23:59:00.035+08:00

The tournament was held at Awana Resort at Genting this year..

so there was where me mum and jiejie headed...

we went up a day earlier...on friday..to settle in before our big day. =D

up , up and on our way..

sudah sampai..

and passed by Lim Goh Tong final resting place.. thanks for giving us Genting. Rest in Peace brother..

go figure..

jie jie.. she goin aussie soon.. T.T lonely...i'm gonna be so lonely..Mr.lonely.

her uterus is where i came from.. =O

and me.. meet my new pet.. =D

*roar*!!!

i'll behave i promise.. =(

so after checking in.. mum's boss and his friend wans to play a round of 18 hole today as a practice round before the real thing tmr..
mum at first didnt plan to play today..as she'll get tired..but what to do..
her boss mah..can't say NO.
so i joined her as we ngam ngam 4 person.. 1 flight.

woot!?? bunnies play golf?

awwww... oh the person behind is our caddie..she sucks cock! literally.. =O

i can see us on the front cover of car magazines.. =D

jie jie... mummy... ME ... the boss Dennis... and his boss... Colonel..yeap..his english name is Colonel..cute eh.. hahaha..

shhhh..teeing off le..

lousy backswing.. =(

but very yeng finish!! hahahaha.. i think that ball went OB.

big fat driver for long distance.. =D

break time...
and this is where i start to create nonsense...

=_=" good song tho...

and we continue..

and there was it..the last drive.. so "yeng" hahaha.. oh and if u wonder why i play from red tee box..is cus i'm a NOOB golfer..nuff said.

there was friday...

and now saturday... the real thing..

registration.. it was still dark..indication of how early i woke up.. =(

and when the sun came out..

the golfers were ready!!! hahahaha..so many cute little green men.. and some woman too.

buggies...

more lil green men.. everyone had to wear that shirt.. free punya mah.

and we're off!! go go wai chun!

i'm same flight wit 3 woman.. include my mum.. =_= " she scared to play with others.

vroooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm.....

and chunnymomo tees off! so yeng! =D

group pic... my flight.. Me mum carmen and evon. the 4 of us are really sucky. =(

and after 18 holes.. our game ended around 12..
bath and headed for a buffet lunch/ prize giving ceremony..

makan-makan...
and after a speech by Mr Dennis "the boss"...
there was a lil performance specially for us..
and me likey the performance..hahaha..u see why la..

wait a minute.... are these two girls??? or guys???
hahahaha..any idea...

NO?? YES???

the answer is.. they are AQUAs..which mean guy turn into girl la. doink...
but not bad hor..the one on the right quite attrative wei..
boobs kinda big.. =O and the one on the left super tall..her head almost touch the ceiling.

at first hor..i didn't know they were aquas..tot they were the real thing..haizz..but when my sis tells me they are Aqua.. damn potong steam de.. but oh well..they can dance i guess..

then V-Kool specially invited someone.. not to say famous..but some of ur dads might have seen her perform before...
she is Joan Kam Poh Poh..i dunno whether spelled her name right..but it sounds like that..

and yes she's HUGE! but she used to be much HUGER...but she lost lotsa weight..she say wan la...and now she's an air stewardess... hahaha.. not bad.

dance GIRL dance..

oh..forgot to mention..she's the real thing..which means..she's a woman..complete with real boobs and pussy.

dancing with her two AQUAs!

but wait..there's more.. so besides jus dancing..she talked a lot..funny stuffs...but mostly bout horny stuff..which i'm interested in..hahaha..
there's this time where she said..

"Guys my boobs are the real thing ok..no plastic, no silicone wan ah...u know why my wan so BIG?? cus i'm from Penang... in Penang hor..everyday we breath in fresh ocean air..that's why the boobs can get inflated so big..like a baloon..not like in KL hor..the girls here boobs so small cus everyday also traffic jam in KL..so the boobs also jam..cannot grow"

at this point..i couldn't stop laughing..everyone was gettin hornified..hahahaha..
whether what she says is true or not..u decide la..hahaha..

she then slowly walked around..and came over to my table.. asked me to go out on stage!
damn. i'm screwed... sure perform something wan lor..

so she asked me one question..
" Why your hair can stand up so straight wan? so spiky..ur down there also as spiky as up here ah??"

and i was like. O.O i replied..

" No la..down there very curly wan..like CURLY FRIES u know.."

she asked..
" How come curly??"

i replied.
" I use my mum's electrical curler and curl la."

and she jus laughed it out..everyone did. =D kinda digusting when i think of it..haha..oh well..
its all fun and games..

and yeap..its time for my lil peformance..haha..damn gay la..i really dun wanna show it..but what the hell.. for fun la.

sry bout the video.. dunno how to tilt it to the right.. =O dumb dumb..so jus tilt ur head to see la..

any comments?? pls write so..i wud love to hear..hahaha..

and after my lil cheeky dance..she and her aquas danced and danced again.

bye bye "Horny Queen"...

and so soon after the results were announced..and yes..i didn't win..
some middle age men did..dun bother to post his name here.

so as people leave..

i went and check on my result.. hahaha..and no..i didn't suck as bad as i tot i wud..

i got...

number 74! wooohooo..out of hundreds..that's not too bad..haha..still newbie mah..what can i expect.and dun ask why chunnymomo name is marcus.. jus dun.

afterwards...i went for a...

relaxing but super geli foot massage..ahhhhhhh...

so that was my afternoon..went for tea..and waited for the night to arrive..
as we have a concert to attend to..hahaha..what concert is that??
LOL..i dun think u know.. heard of THE OSMONDS???

NO rite?? hahaha..dun wry..i didnt know who they were too..until i googled their name.

they are actually really famous last time..back in the 40's 50's 60's and maye 70's?? dunno la.
ur parents might heard of em before..or even went to their concert last time.

to the arena of stars....

The OSMONDS??? yeap..there are 7 of em..6 guys and a girl.. poor lady..
and yes.. they are all from one family.. thats why the are called the OSMONDS la doink..
the only girl is named Marie Osmond.. sound familiar? she was the one who fainted and knock her head on "Dancing with the stars".

packed crowd..

wooohooo.. The Osmonds yo!!

my tick...and yes..i'm a very important person =P hahaha..

like to say thanks to mum's boss Mr Dennis for belanja-ing us the ticks..he paid for all..rich fella.

there were 10 of us..so rm 384 X 10 = Rm 3840! can buy a LV bag de wei..damn..

kinda lot of people i must say..mostly aunties and uncles..

and let the show begin!

wow..so yeng..for some old people..

when there's smoke there's fire!

grandpa playin guitar yo.. i think he's the oldest of the OSMONDS..

more OSMONDS!

even MORE!

MARIE alone..with her lovely pink guitar..

HOT!

SEXY!

and after he solo performance.. she asked an ederly man to get up on stage..
and i must say..this old grandpa is one lucky fella!

may i present u..the lucky dude..

look properly..dun he look like someone familiar?? O.O

she challenged him to a drinkin contest..and boy she can drink fast...

but the grandpa was not bad either..

see his face properly..see the screen..dun he look familiar?? O.O

and this was why i say he was the luckiest guy that night.. =(

LOOK!! its DR.MAHATHIR MOHAMAD!! our 4th prime minister! O.O

LOL..joking la..its not..duh..but he sure look a bit like him..dun u think?

LOOK where his hands are !!! lucky F**K!

the 6 of em.. awww..a big happy family.

the sang Rihanna-Take a bow..

and Muse- starlight..

and Backstreet Boys - I wan it that way.

and Westlife- Seasons in the sun.

*clap clap*

this thing messed up my hair!

then when it was Donny Osmond's turn to solo..he went out to the crowd..which was a surprise..

he got squished!

and decided to fly..

and soon he found the most beautiful woman in the arena..hahaha..beautiful konon.

the luckiest girl of the night...

some black huge indian chick..should i use the word chick? maybe not..

a lucky indian girl..that sounds better.. they were bout to kiss..but of cos..he wont la..but the girl was in tears...hahahaha..forgot to rotate pics..sorry..tilt ur head to see la..dun be lazy. =D

"when i was a young boy..my father..took me into the city..."

dunno his name.. =S

DONNY!!! the most leng chai wan.

brother and sister..

wooohoooo..crowd is loving it!

nooo..dun leave us..

and so...

they sang mariah carey new song.."bye bye"

and it was really time to say BYE BYE. =(

their last concert tour.. awwwww

sudah ciao..

i have to say..the concert was rather good..i was damn surprise.and it was bloody entertaining..
especially the part when Marie called out Dr.M..haha..and when Donny went to the indian chick.

the concert wasn't too long..bout 2 hours.. i can go home a happy man..hahaha..

and so i went into the light...as if i were dead..

and back to the hotel it was...

what a wonderful weekend.. =D

BYE BY BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE..

beautiful weekend

2008-06-23T01:33:00.007+08:00

got back from Genting yesterday after spending the weekend there with mua family. =D

in the end..it turned up alrite..and was actually a very fun experience!

golf and an amazing concert is apart of this beautiful weekend...

stay tune to find out MORE!! *pics pics and lotsa pics*

ada aqua performance and *ehem* a lil performance featuring ur one and only bunneh.hehe.

ahhhhhh..i need to drink.. =S mulut banyak itchy.

and i need them to drink with! =D

the best drinkers in Selangor, Kuala Lumpur and some say..MALAYSIA! *wooohoo*

someone in that pic is having his bday real soon..hehe..sry yea..i forgotten when exactly was ur bday. (paiseh)

can't wait to see em again.. and i think its soon. =D

something i found which i found very true.. =O

nuff said... *zip it*

note: dun hate me girls..love me! =D

Why education is important!

2008-06-16T01:46:00.005+08:00

i'm sure most of my readers are well educated and have a bright future ahead..

but there are still those...who ignore the importance of proper education..

jus like the woman below..

let's jus name her "Stupid"...

yes..its true boys and girls..elephants are larger than the moon! =O

so for those who are doin well in school..keep it up..those who are not.. pls put in more effort..

if u dun do well in school..u are gonna end up like these two "blackies" below..

yes this is the latest edition to the famous "Grand Theft Auto" series..

but this time it isn't in Vice City or San Andreas..its in SOMALIA!!!

and the good thing is..its only mature rated..so kids out there..go grab it fast...at ur nearest video game stores. =D

so boys and girls..the moral of the story is..stay in school!! get educated!! and live euphorically.

from your one and only bunneh..

Bunneh is back..back again.

2008-06-15T02:58:00.009+08:00

ah i think i'm gonna come back to blogging..

i've abanddon my blog for far too long..

BAD BOY..BAD BOY!!

maybe i've jus been caught up with EURO 2008 and lotsa going out. =D

and not forgetting the countless hours i've spent on playing DOTA =_="

i've got to quit it..its not like i'm good in it u know..i sucked. =( (forget it)

oh my dear readers... *losers*

since my blog is meant to "educate" ppl...yes..i'm an EDUCATOR!! =D

not a sex-maniac like what Sam describes me as.. education is important yo!

i've recently found out that something "hot" is coming to town soon yo!!!

noooo..its not..

BRITNEY..

damn..she's "hot" yo..hit me baby one more time!

and no...it's not...

"Sleepers" ... the film starring our beloved prime minister Abdullah Badawi...

yes ppl..pay attention..its coming to theaters near u...OCTOBER 2008!!

watch it..i swear u'll like it! =D

as we all know..the price of oil has increased dramatically the past week.. =(

and to many of us..that's bad!

and here's what our prime minister has to say bout it..

oh yes.. that's why we voted for him...

note: i didn't know he supports NAZI! =O

oh..dun u feel more educated by now?? hahahaha...

ok...so the "hot" thingy that's comin to town soon is not britney or the movie "Sleepers"..

what can it be?? o.o

what's more happening..then having Ministry of Sound launching their first club in MALAYSIA!!!

yes...MoS are in town soon.. but i think many of ya'll have heard bout it..

so this is for those who didn't know yet..or havent heard of MoS..which actually includes me..haha..

noob me =P

so i did a lil research..

ok fuck the research..jus go wiki and type Ministry of Sound..if ur curious..

and the club will be rightfully named...

EUPHORIA~~~~~~~

and since i'm educating... "euphoria" means..a medically recognized emotional state related to pleasure and happiness!

Euphoria is considered to be an exaggerated state, resulting from psychological or pharmacological stressors and not typically achieved during the normal course of human experience, although some natural behaviors, such as those resulting in orgasm, can consistently produce a brief state of euphoria.

YES!! orgasm...produces euphoric moments!! oh..isn't that what we do in clubs? O.O

and i'm sure we'll be pleasurized and feel happy....when Euphoria is officially opened on JULY 2nd..

so watch out..for MoS when it comes to Sunway Lagoon Resort and Hotel soon..

but the most potong steam part...is....that is strictly 21 and above!!

life is so unfair =(
but when there's a will..there's a way!! hahahaha..and trust us when we under 21's say that we'll find a way in!!

ok..so that's all for todays lesson kawan-kawan...
come back for more.. "education"! =D

NOTE: pls dun screw me up for makin abdullah look bad..its strictly humour..nothing serious.

I've had SEX....

2008-06-10T23:09:00.003+08:00

with "GARFIELD".. O.O

oh yea.. that's me alright =D as my usual self...

this was taken quite a while back.. jus found it while i was lookin through my pictures.

i think it was fate-ed that i bumped into this obscenely positioned "Garfield" that day..

cus i was wearing orange..and "Garfield" is orange as well..

haha fate yo!! ada takdir..

and yes therefore it was LOVE for me at first sight..i jus couldn't control myself..

and the rest..u've seen it as the above shows what happened afterwards..

Hump-ed it! *louder* Hump-ed it *louder*

jus another nonsense post on my blog.tata.

The 20th post.Lagoon and Sam's bday.

2008-06-03T23:01:00.009+08:00

after almost a month of blogging..i reach 20..wow..double digit yo!

i got another month plus of holidays left..someone pls put an end to this misery..

its the first time i've ever felt my holidays were too long..damn..how sucky. *emo*

24th May 2008

me and my beloved cousins...10 of us to be exact..went to Sunway Lagoon for a splashing good time!

it's been a while since we had a day out together..and that day was great!

all thanks to my beautiful cous Natalie Saw for organizing everything..some scandalous pics of us two below. =D

the fellowship of the "Mother's side cousins" =O

the only 3 guys and the one that's leaving us for RUSSIA soon.. =(

ME and Nat Saw..."we are the fly eyed bloggers". edit: specs belongs to hooi chi.baby!

oh if only we weren't cousins..hahahahahahaha.. =X

oh if only they were "BIGGER"!!! hahahaha..i'm so sick...hahahaha..

later on, i marched on to Sam's house for his 18th bday party..it was a small wan..but one that was filled with raging Man Utd fans and a man obsessed with his monkeh!

NOTICE: NO MONKEYS or HUMANS were hurt during the photoshoot.

but before i could let u see what happened when u put a sick-minded monkeh and a virgin together..let's see something more pleasent first.

The birthday boy with the Man Utd fans..and one sesated chelsea fan on the right..boon boon..

the very delicious cake that Sam's sis AUDREY prepared for him..how i wish my sis could bake that well. =S

alrite..get ready to view what u might think is cruelty to animals..but in reality..i was the VICTIM!!

the monkeh which had me for the night.. =(

yes...no futher explanations needed...i then had my revenge on the monkeh..

by putting him in a death-match with TiGerrrr. the one from "winnie the pooh"

a match which..i got OWNED!!! even in reality...no monkey can beat a tiger..right??

TiGerrrrr showed no mercy to my monkeh and made him pee-ed blood before he finished him.

oh well..its not like i care bout the monkeh..least i dun have him around to rape me anymore.

let's move on shall we.. =D

here's a very happy Sam with his pressies...

oh..and i love u too..u know that =D

pink toe-ed sam.. =O

there was other things i did besides playing around with a monkeh..

and...

BYE people...hope u enjoyed it. =D

Pulau Redang Holiday (19/5/08)

2008-06-01T23:36:00.023+08:00

On the 19th of May 2008, 8 wanna-be architects and 1 lonely QS student (jeff) went on a trip to the much talked about Pulau Redang. 3 others were to join us in Terengganu as they were taking a bus ride from PENANG.

Located off the shores of Terengganu, Pulau Redang is considered one of the most famous and popular tourist destination in Malaysia. With its clear blue seas and sandy white beaches, its no wonder Pulau Redang has been a "hot" tourist destination. *STOP*

wut the f**k?? i'm not writing an advert for "cuti-cuti Malaysia" am i??

alrite..let's get straight back to the point..

Ladies and gentlemen, may i present u..THE SABD Pulau Redang Trip.

DAY 1

On an early Monday morning..9 of us gathered at LccT to take our flight to Kuala Terengganu.

and as usual i was the last to reach there..but thanks to mum's super fast driving..i made it there on time. =D 200kmh yo...hahahaha..scary shit.

kissing goodbye to SUBANG JAYA...

SUE was feeling "pussified"

but was brave enough to take a pic with an emo bunneh.. =D

and as usual..on every Monday morning..we have to sing the "NEGARAKU". Not only did they sang it well..they sang it proudly..

there was even time for breakfast..

and a lil morning exercise.. =D

shibi was feeling rather "excited"...

and after a half an hour delay...thanks to the bad wheather...we are on our way!

as i get comfortable in my seat...

so were others...

the morning rain...

the extra delicious cotton candies in the sky...

and bout an hour later..we've ARRIVED! in Kuala Terengganu Airport.

the losers that check-ed in their luggage...hahahaha... =P

we were ready to conquer REDANG!!!

but they weren't...the 3 which took the extra long bus ride from PENANG. but none the less..we were happy to see em.

as we boarded the buss that will take us to the jetty...

we've found out that the bus number plate was giving us a "bad' message... CHEEBYE YOU!

the 12 of us were happily reunited...

and was feeling high..oh yea.

we've reached the jetty.

and took an awesome group pic. =D

as our battleship awaits us!

the girls were ready to do battle with the wind...

while the guys were ready to take on batman.??? o.o

while the others were serious..these 2 are having their "moment"!

unfortunately..the "moment" didn't last long. =(

Jason started to miss home...or someone. =P

and surprise..!! we've reached REDANG finally..after taking transports through air, land and water...we've reached safely.

after lunch, all of us went for snorkeling..and cus i couldn't swim..i had a real bad experience..shall keep it to myself. =D

the room we've lived in...

and the man that slept in it...GOODNIGHT to DAY 1~~~

DAY 2

the morning breakfast..

and this was how our morning looked like..NO SUN!!!! =(

it was rather cloudy...

as 7 of us went to another snorkeling adventure..5 of us stayed back bcus we were sick of it..

how would these 5 guys including me entertain ourselves in a place like this??

one might wonder..

we could start taking pics of our legs...for starters...

or maybe write a big name of ourselves on the beach...to show that i was here!

but neva tot that the ocean will wash it away... =(

but finally these group of 5 desperate individuals tot of the most wonderful idea..

and one brave soul voluntered to be the subject of what might be a very "obscene" sight..

as the brave soul gets comfortable..

we've started working on our "nasty" project!

at this point u might wanna ask urself..

whether u wish to continue and have ur brain corrupted with obscenity or live on without having to see what might be the most horrible piece of sand sculpture humans can make...

ask urself!!

are u ready??

adakah jawapan anda muktamad??

ok..here we go...u asked for it..

may i present u...the sand-ed SHEMAN!!!

with a package so big..no wonder it draws attention...

no only that..the package was given two huge balls..

the brave soul was very happy with the result.

as the bunneh couldn't resist the temptation..he started goin wild..

when the SHEMAN was given huge mamaries...JASON couldn't resist em either..

as he feast on those mamaries...

the bunneh joined along.. =_="

the 4 wannabe architects weren't happy enough with the results...so they put in an extra ingredient...

BULU!!! (its actually seaweed)

as the SHEMAN was decorated heavily with weed.

dun he look awesome!

wow..the size of that thing..

a hand was never enough...

two hands were better...

as jason goes for the final BITE!!

b4 we left to greet the 7 which went to sea...

happily back..

they missed out on the SHEMAN!!

Norman: we saw Turtles mating!!

no wonder we were in Terengganu.. =O

and since they weren't much left to do..we've decided to build a SANDCASTLE!!

the 11 future architects and 1 QS hard at work...

as they do the "drip-drip"

a concept introduced by Douglas...

keep dripping..
and driping..

and walah!! the end result of all those "dripping"

unique in its own way..

the stairs to Norman's chest! LOL...

shibi and aiman were the ones responsible for these..

and of cos..jus like in any project..there were sure to be obstacles to face...

and this was one of em..

Jeff: Touch my body...push me to the floor..play with me somemore!

and also this...how i wished Felix pee-ed on them.. sigh..

but even when they were playing around most of the time..they still managed to come out with something beautiful...

PS: look at MEGAN!!! damn... hahahaha..

with our prized possesion...

i'm sure HONG would be proud of us.. =D

and into the night it went...

karaoke it was after dinner...as i weren't a karaoke fanatic..i feel asleep..

goodnight DAY 2!! *the karaoke session was special* hahaha..only we know why.

DAY 3

ah...our final day here in REDANG...and to our anger..it was a bright sunny morning..

hard to find a guy who live by these principles... FIND IT, FUCK IT, FORGET IT!!

as the bunneh waited for the boat to arrive..

group pic at the departure hall..b4 we left..

on our way..
through the gates...
down the ramp..
and stairs...
we've reached our plane which will take us HOME!
we're leaving on a jet plane...i dunno when i'll be back again..hahaha..wonderful song.

and on the plane it was...on our way home.. =D

what a wonderful vacation it was...thanks guys for making it possible.

bunneh out... *hop hop hop*

We love our cousins!

2008-05-31T23:19:00.004+08:00

without any further crap talk and bullshit..

may i present u...the birthday girl of the day!

MISS MAPLE LEE KAH YERN!

from all of us bunnies here..we wish u a very HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY!

pic will be here soon..omg..thats not the first time i said that.. =_=" sorry la..no cam..so have to wait for ppl to send to me.

we'll be missing u once ur in RUSSIA! =(

meanwhile i'll take this opportunity to F**K the shit out of MSN!!

ceeppett MSN cannot ceepppett login!!! MCB!!! argghhhhhhhh...

trust me..YOU dun wanna make me EMO!!!!! *rawr*

a NIGHT to REMEMBER!

2008-05-31T02:00:00.003+08:00

a night filled with surprise and of cos.." HIGNESS"!

omg..i'm startin to feel the effects now..

pics coming soon! beware..it aint pleasent! =O

anyways..it was one girl's special night...

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY... SU YIEAN!!
will put her "painted" pic here soon.

do come back for more..
i'm off..to BUNNY LAND!

We're gonna get HIGH!!! (tmr)

2008-05-29T23:18:00.005+08:00

woooooohoooooooo.... gettin HIGH is what i do best.. lol..

and here's proof of my statement.. =D

moments later....

yes..sadly..we young ppl have no stamina to "HIGH" for a long period of time.

but even when we're knocked out early..we're still loving each other. XOXOXOXO

can't wait for tmr.. =D weeee...

we're gonna get HIGH!!!!!! (jus hope i dun run around naked)

TOO damn lazy..

2008-05-28T22:04:00.005+08:00

the EXTRA large REDANG post will have to wait for another day.. =S

i am too lazy.. (always)

can't post bout sammy's bday as well..havent got the pics of my lagoon trip.

meanwhile..i'll jus do wut i do best.."paint"! yes u guys know wut i mean.

i know my "painting" skills roXX!! hahaha..ty ty.
it ain't always easy to find material to play wit..but boy have i found one good one!

so its bout my usual trip to gym..and FYI i go CELEBRITY..wanna see HANNAH TAN and AMBER CHIA mah..but till now..tak da. =(

but CELEBRITY sure don't dissapoint when it comes to providing some of the HOTTEST receptionist and trainers u can find..uhhhuummm..yeah they are hot. =D

but to me..i find these eye candies a lil too distracting..especially when i'm there to workout..and NOT to flirt!

so may i present u..my day at CELEBRITY..

but wait..i gotta say SORRY first to the 2 individuals that are goin to star in my post..
banyak banyak maaf ya..sorry for using ur valuable faces witout me asking.
u can beat me up next time if ur aint happy =(

so let's continue..

my day at CELEBRITY!

At the reception..i get greeted by a beautifully young woman..*resisiting myself*

Next..i go on to get my towel..and got greeted by another HOT girl..*starting to lose control*

but..when i was startin to get HIGH!!! haizzz..saw a SEX-MANIAC spying on me..i lost all my mojo.

and when i tot i lost him..he came back for more...can someone sing " GIMME MORE"?? =_="

i need no words to describe anymore.. u guys saw it for urself..

and no..i did not lose all my hair at the end of the day..my "chipmunk" hair is still with me. =D

but before i leave..may i say thank you..

to MISS TAN WEI WEN and MR SAMUEL CHEW for borrowing their awesome faces for my post..

PRICELESS!!! =D

Still

2008-05-26T21:30:00.004+08:00

waiting for the pics of lagoon to arrive.. =S cousin nat is no where to be found..

her blog update also banyak slow..lazy blogger! =P hahaha.

so meanwhile..shall educate my viewers by giving u ppl a lesson in marine animals..

here is a FISH which i think will surprise many of u! behold!!! the.....

SLIPPERY DICK!!!! atau... KOTEK LICIN... or... WATT LANJIAO?? wut the..

yes ppl..its real...believe it or not!! hahahahaha...

8 inches wei!!! =_="" 8!!!!!??? wut the hell..mine also hardly reach that long!! unfair! hmph..!!

will get the pics soon.. =D

SUGAR, SPICE and EVERYTHING that's NICE!

2008-05-25T20:01:00.003+08:00

a lil sneak preview of my REDANG trip..pics are still coming :D

let ur imagination take over!

cousins and i went over to lagoon yesterday to celebrate me cous bday..

another person that is close to my heart had a bday party as well..sammy =D

both pics are coming up soon.. =D

and as a good friend of his..i made him a "piant" potrait of himself.. =D

hope u like it sammy!

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY!! semoga anda dapat lebih perempuan!

that's all for now..more pics coming soon..i know u ppl like pics =D

The day boys became men!

2008-05-22T22:26:00.009+08:00

The stage was set... the biggest prize in EUROPEAN football was on the line.

The winner of the UEFA Champions League will be decided..

It was a titanic battle between two ENGLISH giants in this first all ENGLISH finals..

MANCHESTER UNITED was up against CHELSEA.

this two clubs have been doing battle in their domestic league and now they will go on to their final battle to decide who is the best in EUROPE!

90 minutes of football..22 men...2 clubs but only ONE winner!!

instead of watching it at home..where i would be alone..i went out to AC wit boon and edward.

we wanted to join in the celebrations there...

BOON who was a chelsea supporter was of cos..scared to walk into AC cus it was filled with RED jerseys..

the ratio of man utd fans to chelsea fans were like 10 : 1... yes it was that crowded with MAN UTD fans..

for the first time..i proudly wore my MAN UTD jersey..which i had jus bought hours earlier. =D

yes boon..i really do hate chelsea =P

so we found a table..which was hard at that time..sat down and the match started around 2.45.

the scene when the match started..sadly we didn't get to watch it on the big screen =(

the 1st half was brilliant..MAN UTD dominated..with plenty of chance..and jus before u know it..RONALDO scored with a thunderous header giving MAN UTD an early 1-0 lead..

unfortunatly CHELSEA drew lvl jus before half time with a KS goal by Fuck Lampta!

after a 15 minute break..the 2nd half begun..

the crowd of MAN UTD supporters at the front..no BLUES around.

the 2nd half was like a reverse...this time CHELSEA dominated..with plenty of possesion and chances..luckily the didn't capitalised on their chances.

so the match ended 1-1..my hopes of goin home early was gone..damn it!!

stayed back to watched extra time!!!

and one of the defining moment in this match happened during extra time..DIDIER DROGBA of chelsea was sent off for bitch slapping NEMANJA VIDIC.

this incident would prove costly as we'll see later.. =D

and even after 30 minutes of extra time..the teams were still tied at 1-1..

therefore..we would have to go to penalty shoot-offs..this was where i almost had an heart atk!

i never liked penalty shoot-offs..they are the most nerve-cracking moments of football.

MAN UTD went up first..chelsea went 2nd.and goin into our third penalty tied at 2-2.. CRISTIANO RONALDO..our superman stepped up and took it..but..he MISSED!!! WTF!!

yes..from all ppl he missed..

that miss left united down by a penalty..

and when it came down to the final penalty kick..jus this one will sealed it for chelsea..their captain JOHN TERRY bravely stepped up..this kick would have gone to DROGBA if he wasn't sent off..and dear oh dear..what a costly sent off it was as JOHN TERRY miracously slipped and missed the penalty even when the keeper was goin the wrong side..

this was when i started believing again!!!

then we went into sudden death...both teams scored their first..and when Ryan Giggs scored the 2nd one for united..the pressure was on chelsea..as NICOLAS ANELKA took it for chelsea..

everyone had their eyes on the screen..not moving not sayin a word..and when he kicked the ball..VAN DE SAR dived to the right and SAVED it and therefore..handing MANCHESTER UNITED their 2 nd champions league title in 9 years!!!

and at that very moment..i shouted like a monkey on estacy..

MIRACLES do happen..when u BELIEVE!!!

the moment when ANELKA's penalty was saved by VAN DE SAR!! unbelieveable!!

MAN UTD FANS cheering all over AC..a minor earthquake happened!

and...a sad emofied devastated dejected CHELSEA fan which couldn't believe what has jus happened!!

and now i shall proudly congratulate the KING of EUROPE!!

MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!

MANCHESTER UNITED " Champions of ENGLAND..and now..Champions of Europe."

The HERO of the night..keeper..Van De Sar!

and after everything's done..we went home way later than we expected..around 6..thank god i got no class. =D

ahhh...what a night to remember..one of the best moments in football for me..

MANCHESTER UNITED!! i LOVE you! from russia with love.. XoxO

There is no one better than us!

Last post before REDANG!!!

2008-05-19T02:32:00.005+08:00

its bout 2.30 am now..flight is at 7 a.m.. why am i awake?? O.O

jus got back from AC..haha..yes very last minute...SAM the playa cheerleader ajaked me out.hard to resist eh.had to foos before goin Redang. =D

so my quest for the MAN UTD jersey failed..miserably.
they are sold out everywhere..wow..so that's what happen when MAN UTD win the EPL.
3 days before the champions league final =D i'll be back by then.

eventhough i failed to find any jersey..i bought something much more important.haha..a new shoe! =D <3>
since my old buaya shoe is slowly rotting..had to replace it.

tadaaaa....my NEW buaya's... =D nice eh..

plus..bought myself another pair of flip flops for redang..

oooooolaaalaaaaa..nike's =D love the colour.

had dinner at WENDY'S..a restaurant originally from the states..

the food we ate.. =O they serve mostly burgers..kinda like McD..

my 3/4 pound beef burger..3 effing huge beef patties in one burger.yuummmm..its good..oh yeah.but not as good as the La Bodega cheeseburger..but this beats the Mega Mac.

in bout 1 and a half hours..i'm off..bye bye ppl..take care when i'm gone.behave my lil childrens.

REDANG!!!

2008-05-18T18:14:00.004+08:00

so this morning..went to gym..wanting to tone up my "muscles" and get a 6 pack before goin Redang..haha..but nah..miracles dun happen in a day. =(

instead i got really bad muscle ache now..
haizzz... who says working out is easy..but these guys sure are buff.lol.

yeah..super buff TELETUBBIES..kids nightmare.. lol..

Twinkie winkie...lala...tata?....poooo..i forgotten thier name..but i always like the smallest and dumbest wan..and the wan who have a tv in his stomach.

do u guys rmb?? O.O i'm sure some of watch teletubbies last time..

oh well..they are my inspiration now..hahahaha...

off to pyramid to do some last minute shopping. =D and buy my MAN UTD jersey.bye!

ROAR!!!!

2008-05-17T22:24:00.009+08:00

again.. my friday night was spent watching movies.. =D

its like a ritual.. have to watch it during fridays.

so mau tengok saya..pergi pyramid setiap jumaat.. =O

lol..i wonder who so desperate wanna see me eh.

so this time..we watch another new movie. =D

last week was great..watched IRONMAN. <3

this time we watched

Yes..THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA PRINCE CASPIAN.

and oh my..the prince..he's such a HOTTIE. lol.* me not gay*

to u girls who wanna see " MORE " google this name >>> BEN BARNES!!

what u waiting for..GO GO..dun google ppl like jessica alba..she's pregnant la!! eww..u mau tengok pregnant woman?? GILA KAH!! apa fetish u ada wei..

so back to the movie..instead of writing a lot..i shall post some pictures that tells the "sipnosis" that i did using paint..oh yeah. =D

so basically..its the continuation from the first movie..the SINGA, the *whats witch in BM?* and the almari.

the first movie was alrite..cute fighting scenes...ASLAN was "cute".. oh if u dunno who aslan is..u'll see later.. =D

so the story revolves around....these 4 individuals.. King Peter * he's cute too* , King Edward * hate him =X*, Queen Susan *oh yeah!..BOON u know what i mean* and Queen Lucy * she under-age..sorry*

so they are the 2 sons of ADAM * not the Akademi Fantasia ADAM ok* and 2 daughters of EVE..*not the rapper EVE ok*

somehow the became King and Queen of NARNIA la..to much to explain..

then in this movie the had to help the HOTTIE Prince Caspian to get his throne back..

Oh.. and him and SUSAN has some kinda thing goin on in this movie..ada electric connection sesama mata.. oh well..can't blame her..he SO hot!

but the ass shit is..we have to wait till the end of the movie for some "action"

oh yeah..SEXUAL SEDUCTION.. =O

so they 4 helped him to do battle with against his uncle!! EVIL DUDE...fucking killed his pappy.

with the help of other fella NARNIANs.. they "ta kao" la..

but too bad..the were losing at one stage..when suddenly... this fucking "cat" named ASLAN appeared and...

he roared one time..so LOUDLY...that even..the "TREES" can wake up..LOL?

so yea la..as predicted..the "trees" came to help..sort of like LOTR..

the trees which were kononnya sleeping came and cucuk!!!! the enemy soldiers...and it's GG for them... how to fight trees wei...impossible la..trees u know.. =_="

bloody ASLAN..jus a "ROAR" and they can win..WTF..so imbalance...how can a LION be god la..unless he got 6 "divine rapier" la.. enough of dota..pass few days was filled with "emo" dota..

can someone say "TOSS"?? lol..

then then..as if trees were not enough..the bloody ASLAN go and called out morphling..what is this wei..where can summon another hero..got treant adi not enough..need morphling somemore..win all de lo.

THE "MORPHLING".... =_=""" looks like and old man stuck in a tsunami..seriously.

then the morphling cleaned up all the rubbish..and it was the end for the evil ppl.

and once again..its thanks to ASLAN..

so yea la..in short..a bloody lion was the reason the won..the price caspian is a hottie..the were lil "sex" action.. and ...a lot of DOTA involved. =O

will be leaving for REDANG on MONDAY.. =D yay..

really need a vacation.. see u ppl back on WEDNESDAY..and the night later..shall see MAN UTD lift the champions league trohpy.. =D

good night.. *yawn*

oh wait..and F**K those ppl who get to go see Missy Elliot in Genting..F u! =D

When...

2008-05-15T03:25:00.006+08:00

PLANTS go BAD!!! =O
WARNING CONTENT MIGHT NOT BE SUITABLE FOR PLANT LOVERS.

I like big butts and i cannot lie!!

I "like" BIG dicks and i cannot lie.

WHAT A BODY!! O.O

UGHHH..spiky..

*no comment*

supposed to show one tree inserting its **** into the other..stupid metacafe watermark blocked it.

O.O pls la..dun tell me ur gettin high looking at that ****.. =_=" sam..i know u are.

OH...and i dunno why my previous posts are turning PINK. plus my the bunny part.
i think my blog is sick =O

A mother's day special.

2008-05-12T20:39:00.009+08:00

Yesterday was of cos.. MOTHER's DAY!

and of cos.. it would be a waste to spend it at home..

so me, my sis and the special one went out for dinner..

sis had to take an 8 hours bus ride to kuala terengganu later that night..

goin "Redang" wor.. =(

lucky her..so we went to have lunch somewhere nearby KL..

suddenly the "special one" came up with the idea of goin Bangsar Shopping Centre.

my first expression when i heard that >>>>> O.O

i mean..do ppl still go there??? *again* O.O

oh well..since the "special one" has spoken..we jus followed.

was my first time there..had to say..

THERE'S NOTHING THERE!

well..its one of the oldest shopping malls around there..can't expect much..

architecturally the place is..boleh tahan la..they made some modern changes to the building interiorly and exteriorly.

that place didn't have much restaurant to dine at..so we cincai choose la..

and we ended up at...

LA BODEGA!!!!

not a bad restaurant actually..LOTS of variety of ALCOHOLIC drinks..*yeah*
and they served "Spanish" food..if i'm not wrong. =O try em out if u got a chance.

THE MOTHER(bank account) AND SON(pokai one) <3>

The sister ( LONER ) she needs to work out as well ;-)

My dinner for the night..this is one hella good cheeseburger!! damn good.eh..if i say GOOD..means really GOOD ok! its a must to try it when u drop by La Bodega.

The food that fed the special one and loner.. dunno what they call it..some strange spanish name..but its jus baked rice with seafood..nothing special..this i highly do not..recommend.

Oh..and guess what i found.. =D hahaha..

its so cute...

A GIANT TEAPOT!!!

haha..i'm a lil teapot..short and stout. LOL

well..not exactly a giant teapot..it's those inflatable giant houses we can play and jump around in.

been soooooooo long since i've been in one =( big boy de..the teapot can't support me.

that's bout it..oh..another very special thing happened yesterday night as well..haha..

MANCHESTER UNITED was crowned champion of the EPL for the 17th time..wow..one more and we are tied with LIVERPOOL.

watch as we bring back the the champions league cup from MOSCOW. =D

A tribute fit for the world's best football team!

2008-05-12T00:03:00.022+08:00

After 10 months of amazing/ breath-taking/ brilliant/ beautiful/ world class football!!

A champion has been crowned!!!

In one of the toughest league in the world..one team managed to pull through with great determination and presevarance...

There can only be one team which can handle the pressure each week and perform consistently throughout the entire season...

The team that i am talking bout is none other than...

The GREAT Manchester United!!!!

This group of individuals..has achieve something many teams had dreamt of since the beginnning of the season..yet there can only be one true champion..

*writing this post make me teary*

The English Premier League was tight this season..as the title showdown had to go down to the last game of the season..

It was only between Manchester United and Chelsea..

Goin into our final matches, we are tied on points..but we're ahead with a way superior goal difference.

But the tie was tricky.. away game at Wigan..a game we needed to win.

With Chelsea playing at home against Bolton.. it's a sure bet that the BLUES will win.

After all is done and dusted..only one team came out top..

WIth Manchester wining 2-0 away at Wigan..and Chelsea which only came up with a draw against Bolton.. the title was OURS!!!

i can't express how happy i am and proud to be a MAN UTD supporter. =D

after a long exhausting 10 months..38 games..3420 mins of football..

a deserved champion was crowned!

Here's my tribute in honour of the best eleven in the world of football =D

without doubt one of the best strikers in the world..WAYNE ROONEY!

the Argentinien Devil which has scored some vital goals in this season..CARLOS TEVEZ!

OF cos..MAN UTD will not be complete without CRISTIANO RONALDO..with 41 goals scored in all competiton this season..he has proven to the world that he is currently the world's best footballer.

the guy we call as our engine or the heart of MAN UTD..PAUL SCHOLES..

he has proven to be a valuable asset in the MAN UTD squad over the past cpl of seasons..with his ability to pass and cross the ball well..there's no need for BECKHAM..cus we have MICHAEL CARRICK!

one of the most loyal and longest serving MAN UTD player..RYAN GIGGS has showed that he still have what it takes to deliver a trophy back to OLD TRAFFORD.

throughout the entire season, people have doubted his ability..but WES BROWN has showed us there's a lot more to offer from him.

The GREAT WALL of all defenses..RIO FERDINAND is the heart of MAN UTD defence..

The other half of the mean UNITED defence..NEMANJA VIDIC has showed he can defend as well as scoring with his head. His partnership wit RIO FERDINAND this season has been one of the reason for UNITED's success.

The french winger with his exceptional runs has given united the edge in attacking. PATRICE EVRA has give something extra to UNITED instead of jus defending.

and last but not least..the goalkeeper..EDVIN VAN DE SAR. He has produce some of the finest saves to keep UNITED ahead of others.

oh...let's not forget who made all this possible..if it wasn't because of the guidance and leadership of this one man..MAN UTD would never achieve such greatness.

HE IS OF COS...SIR ALEX FERGUSON!!!

With the English Premier League won this season.. Manchester United has proven once again that they are the best in English football..and maybe the best in the world.

Now..Man Utd will set their sights on another important trophy.. one which they had fought so hard to reach the finals..beating the likes of LYON, AS ROMA and the mighty BARCELONA on their way through to the finals!

MOSCOW here we come!!

to get to this....

we must only beat one team..and that (chibai) team is...

why la must be CHELSEA..haizz..dun like them la...EPL also them..CHAMPIONS LEAGUE also them..sien lo.

but i'm sure MAN UTD will come up top again..and deny CHELSEA another trophy.hahahaha.

i'm starting to feel sorry to all u chelsea supporters out there. =P

MAY 22, ESPN, 2.00 a.m..the match of the season.

MAY MAN UTD win the double.amen.

WHAT THE FISH CAKE!!!!!??????

2008-05-11T12:28:00.002+08:00

for some reason... my "internet explorer" can't open other's blog!!!! *arghhhh*!!!!

damn it.. gonna hide in my Bunny suit soon. >:(

D-DAY!

2008-05-11T12:09:00.004+08:00

jus got home from gym.. really tired.. hands are hurting..couldn't even put them straight. O.O

oh well.. its for the better. =D hope it pays offs.

watch out for this "sexyback" =P
but today..there's something even more important than Mother's Day...

that is..of cos if ur a guy.. the most important day in the EPL!! for u girls..the EPL is a football league. =D

and the team i support since young.. the awesomely great and wonderful team called..

MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!! is competiting for the championship.

yes!!! we are finally there...so close yet so far..only one team is standing in our way..

the awesomely *censored* chelsea.

haha..put their name extra small cus i hate em ...bloody chelsea is trying to steal our title away from us..*hmph*

i really hope all things goes well today.. will really emo and hide inside my BUNNY suit if we lose today..well, anything can happen in football..

THE SUPER AWESOME MANCHESTER UNITED!!

can't blame a guy for being overly obssesed with football... =D

so..to those who do not know the time for the match..

its 9.30 pm tonite on ESPN...

jus watch this match..dun have to care bout the chelsea match..cus the trophy will be presented to MANCHESTER UNITED for sure ! =D

chelsea BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *thumbs down*

The truth is..IRON MAN is me!

2008-05-10T19:12:00.008+08:00

soooooooooo...yesterday..in short..was a fun but tiring day.

started off wit me getting up extra early..so not me.. to go for gym..yes gym!

why?? cus i'm getting FAT .... yes FAT!!!

mom has been noticing how fat i've grown fat since the start of college..

i also admit la..memang pun gettin fatter..

but i tot..with the amount of assignments and site visits i had on during my 1 st sem..

i wud a least stayed fit..but instead...i grew LARGER!

must start taking care of myself now..dun wanna end up like...

THEM!!!!

look at those women...that's enough to tell anyone of you..to start taking care of yourself!

dun join the DARK SIDE!!!!!

DARTH VADER: join us!! we are gonna conquer the universe with our fats!!*breaths*

then the day continued on..with me heading to pyramid..to catch a movie wit my college mates..and no..it wasn't IRON MAN!!!

it was....

THE SLIT-MOUTHED WOMAN!!!!!

what a great movie to watch before MOTHER's DAY

that's because..the movie is mainly about how mom's become that horrible looking child kidnapper. and to those who have no intention to watch it..here's my short sipnosis.

started off with small childrens in a town in Japan spreading rumours bout the "slit-mouthed woman". Then she suddenly appear..and start kidnappin children for fun. Her fashion sense is a trench coat, those mask u wear during "jerebu" and a long bloody scissor.

Actually, the slit-mouthed woman look kinda good..pretty..before she was murdered horribly by her own son. That's cus she had this split personality thing where she would suddenly beat up her childs and suddenly say sorry afterwards after realising what she'd done.

now i feel really blessed that my mummy isn't like that. =D i really wud hate to kill her. haha.

so then that "slit-mouthed woman" would possesed other moms.How do u know if they are possesed..haha..this part is kinda funny..they wud feel sick then start coughing..and suddenly become "THE SLIT-MOUTHED WOMAN"!!!!

so then one child after another was kidnapped and taken to this house with a red roof. =O that's where she used to live. Oh and..there's this horrible part where she slit-mouthed a young girl. Very cool..takes skills to cut a person's mouth u know.

Troughout the entire movie..there's suspense all the way. Hate to admit it..but i actually shouted when she suddenly appear..eh..comeon la..a woman with a gigantic scissor and a horrible lookin mouth comin at you is very da scary lo.

But after she appeared its kinda funny the way she wud torture her victims..haha.her kicks are hilarious..its not like those super hard kung fu kicks u know..its like those extra gentle kicks when ur mum kicks u to wake u up..ok..maybe ur mom dun do that..but mine does =O

so in the end..the only way to kill her..was to stab her throat and cut her head off..ewww..!!

and the son which killed her had the honour of killing her again..

what a great mother's day movie!!!! =D super lo..the amount of mother's which died during the movie is like the amount of policeman protecting bukit kepong from invasion.not that many.

so yea.. i would so recommend u all to bring ur mothers and watch it tmr!

an early HAPPY MOTHER's DAY wish to all u mummys out there!!!

after that...i had another appointment..another movie that is. =Dand this was..was by far one of the best movie i had seen this year..last year was of cos

TRANSFORMER!!!

but this was jus as good..it was of cos...

IRON MAN....or also known as ORANG BESI!!!

there's nothing much i could say that will do justice to this amazing movie..

jus watch it for urself..i advise u to..its a MUST!!!

and to end my post..here's another reminder..rmb to wish ur mummys tmr!!!

bring them out or something..spend time with them..

have a great day tmr.. =D

When I'm Bored....

2008-05-08T23:13:00.001+08:00

Alrite..have u people seen the famous blog where the blogger uses a stick figure of herself to tell bout her life...have u? have u??

Well u should..here's the link. =D http://stickgal.blogspot.com/

Check it out..promoting her wei..should date me..she pretty u know =D

and since i'm so bored..semester break mah..no more exams..no more assignments..wut u expect me to do!?

so i decided to do a few stick figures of myself doin wut everyone does everyday..

they are...get ready...

EATING of cos.. =D my fav..

SLEEPING is a must =)

and finally..the most important one..PASSING MOTION! sounds more pro than shitting ;-)

and ermmmm..errmmmm...one more extra thing a "GUY" does when he's *censored* and *censored*.

and those does who does not know wut is this..ur a NOOB!

due to privacy and safety issues..i have to censored em..my bad =P

DUN SCOLD ME PLS!!!! =( was bored ok...

Fu-yoh! Virgin NO more!

2008-05-08T22:54:00.000+08:00

virgin no more in BLOGGING of cos..still a VIRGIN in a lot of other areas..ehemm..

slowly la..why so rush.. =D

like wut i experienced before..speed KILLS!

YEAH!! Malaysia BOLEH!

wannabe mat rempit somemore la..

well it almost killed me.shall not elaborate more..

brings BAD ong...BAD aura!!!

and to those who wanna know why this BUNNY suddenly decided to create a BLOG is cus..i will have nothing to do for the next 2 months..*someone pls say boring*

except for of cos..having FUN. =D wut i do best.

Semester break has offically started, my final exam ended today..so yea..happy times ahead.

i HOPE. =S