Eh...
apa itu?
eh....
got or not??
sure boh??
wait..
let me see properly..
OMFG!!!!ROFL!!!$#@%!!!

CHUNNYMOMO is back!

wahahaha..i've got the lame-ness.but still not as lame as this girl!
Wei "the lamest" Wen

go check her out..she's new. a recently de-virginised blogger.
i mean de-virginised as in getting her first blog la..not gettin f**ked ya ppl..
dun think dirty pls..i'm trying to get rid of the 18-SX-ness of this blog..
ppl are starting to think i'm obssesed with it..F**K em..hmm..
shall jaga my reputation b4 it gets any dirtier.. hmph!

about her blog ya..dun get fooled into clicking any of the ads she put on her blog ya..
she jus wanna make easy money ya..dun encourage her ya.
lastly, her blog is really a waste of time ya..but haizz..as her very "good" fren ya..
have to promote her a bit la ya..eventhough she's trying to use her BLOG to get a NINTENDO DS!!
(Ps: Wen, ur master plan will never work i tell u)

ok back to me..let's forget bout her..
where have i been this past month??

O.O
eye's rolling?

no ppl..i've haven't been abducted by aliens..
didn't went on a vacation..
and didn't get laid..

i was just being a good boy who goes to school..hang out wit frens..and have fun till there's no limit!

after a month of absence from blogging..
i think its time i reveal myself again!!!

i couldn't stand letting my readers comin to my blog and all they see is a post dating back to sept 10? wtf! todays the 9th of Oct man.thats long.sry readers.
kept u guys waiting so long for new "entertainment".

well..so far i still haven't managed to find anything as interesting as one of my all time fav post..
the beijing olympics sex post..
which u ppl seems to be still talking bout.hmmm..horneh!

so even if i can't find anything as interesting as that..i still have to post something.
its my responsibility as a blogger to keep my readers updated..
like what " Spiderman " says..

dun we all agree??
i find it to be very true..hehe..i have to power to educate u ppl on sex..and therefore..its my responsibility to make u ppl wanting more!!
wowowowowow.
ok stop it..my 18 SX brain is gettin out of control.

NO MORE 18SX! NO MORE 18SX!
come on ppl..say it with me!
NO MORE 18SX! NO MORE 18SX!

ahhhh..feels better..
ok back to me.
been 3 months since my sister left me to go study in Aus.
and..yea..hate to admit it..i miss her badly..i dunno why.!!??
when she was around..i wan her gone..
when she's not..i wan her here..
fuck man does this pyscho shit always work on me.


do u?
T.T
(can someone say awwww)

man this is getting emo! from 18SX to E.M.O.
what is wrong with my head..*shakes*

ok so..
a lot of things happened the past month..
farewells, birthdays, night outs, and even swimming.

lets' get started.

This was Lim's farewell party..

The group of us threw him a fine bbq party before he leaves to Russia.


he even had his last dinner in M'sia with us..at the Klia Mc'd.

and the man that is goin away for 6 years..

why so long?
becoming doctor mah..tough job..therefore study period also long.
goin there on a full paid scholorship. which explains the suit he is wearing that night.
smart boy..good-looking boy..and most of all.. a good friend!



ok next up..birthdays..
if i'm not wrong..celebrated 3 ppl's bday in the past month.kinda lil i think.

first up..
Chi-Wyn's Bday at his house.


with who else..but my cousin Nat.

why am i sitting like a girl? ewwww.
oh and that guy holding on to cai jin..is her BF! =D
he too left us behind for studies..
Cj is still holding on..stay strong girl.

and the most important fella of the night..

The birthday boy!
Love the cake..

Next up.
Ki-Jun's Bday at his condo.
a pool-side party yo.

The batang only picture.


a small portion of Taylor's School of Architecture Building and Design.
the girl in blue was KO-ed in the end.
surprisingly i was not!

somewhat a class picture of SABD..
no lecturers in it however.

and of cos..like all poolside party..the birthday boy must get wet!

and off he goes!

wonder how he flew so high and gracefully into the water?

because we gave him WINGS!


awww..so pretty!


Last bday.
SeanChang's bday at his place.

not much pic..
jus this wan which i find rather interesting..

oh boy.. isn't he gifted..
Not the dog! ME!


make a wish!

Next..
one of my many night outs.
why i didn't show the rest..cus i dun have the pics..only this wan has plenty of pics.

It was a steamboat dinner at the infamous Yuen's Steamboat at Mentari, Sunway.
The line was super long..as always..
but like what cai jin says..its worth the wait because we all were starving.

oh la la..wan some?



wah the tom yam looks so tempting sial.

and after dinner..
we headed to Cj's place.


and what did we do there??

we played some POKER!!
this was actually the present we all shared to give to Chi-Wyn for his bday.
and damn its worth it..

and it was my first time playing poker..
yes my first..i know.


but it turned out great!
i WON the first round..haha.
me with my chips..
of cos.we didn't cash in on those chips..if not i'll be opening bottles in Euphoria.

so got bored of poker..

let's camwhore!

and so we did..

i like this pic..me look horneh!


i like this pic too..me look even horneh-er!

me looking the horneh-ist..


haizz..chunny, chunny...what am i gonna do with u.

but the night didn't jus end there..
we headed to Natalie's place to play somemore POKER!!
yes we are addicted to it.

but this time there were punishment for the loser.
and i bankrupt not once..but twice..haha..
therefore..i got to drink..

and when we drink..something bad is bound to happen..


i was the victim in this case..

ok..
a pic i took when i went back malacca to visit my popo last week..

dun we look like S.H.E??

now the last section..
i kinda went swimming quite often these days..
eventhough i can't swim well..but i enjoy gettin wet. =D

1st location..
Chris's apartment in Damansara.

design wise..this was the best pool i've been.
this was sadly..an only 'batang' event.
therefore no chicks.

but when there's no chicks around..
we get to do nonsence which we wouldn't dare do in front of girls.haha..

such as this.

gifted i am! =D hahahaha.


we all ejaculated together..even gravity can't stop us.

getting ejaculated on..


the special cooking pots they provided.


2nd location.
My Casa Tiara apartment in Subang.

unfortunately, my mum rented the unit away to some hot mexican chef.
so no more swimming in this place. =(

me ernest sam
naked we are..

but this time we got a chick! yay!


but she shall not be seen! lol.
ernest looks like some gay ass geisha.
sam looks like a evolved species of orang-utan.
and me..jus looking emo as always. =D

The emo-ness..oh..
my apartment was 18 storeys high..so jumpin down would be an easy way to die.

and yes..put 3 guys into a room.

all hell breaks lose.

3rd and final location.
Holiday Villa in Subang.

it was jus us 3 again..ernest, momo and orgasm .
who's orgasm? haha.u'll see.

put the first alphabet of our names together we form E.M.O!

i'm the M of cos..


oh no!! she's not the O!

now that's the real O! sammy..haha.
ernest!! stop looking like some gay ass geisha!


nope..she wasn't the girl from my apartment.

E.M.O
now that's what we call modelling..speedos for life.

no we're not! hahaha..
i know what u guys are thinking..
now its my turn to look like some gay ass geisha!

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D

Thanks to my dearest cous, Nat for the invite. `Loves..<3

Levi's was launching their brand new 501 jeans..what makes it diff?
instead of zippers...the jeans uses buttons to cover your lanjiao or pet pet.
which explains the the reason they call the event Live Unbuttoned..

i have a pair of Levi's Button jeans..its a 538 instead of a 501.
and i have to say..when your in a rush to pee or pass motion..wearing these button zipper jeans..are a nightmare!
by the time u finish unbuttoning..the pee or shit could have already come out. =_=

when i got there..i've found out that it wasn't entirely a launch party..but there was also a competition going on..
4 finalist for Levi's Songwriting competition had to perform their song in front of live audiences.
but i think the crowd were there for the free flow of beers and drinks instead of listening to these aspiring songwriters.

Nat , the MoMo and..
damn..i dunno how to spell her name! =( sorry.chinese names are hard to rmb and spell..

MoMo sudah MERAH lo..all thanks to the beer..

and of course..like every launch event..especially when its a major brand..
there will always be celebrities invited..
and at this event..there were plenty..

The lucky "celebs"..
some of which i dunno..do u?
i think the the first row 2nd guy from the right is kinda CUTE.. =)
anyone know who he is?



random..

so besides performances...
Levi's also hired artists to do their "art" thing..
one of which is to customize a pair of jeans..

customizing that pair of jeans..

and i feel in love with the new 501 jeans..
so in love..that i would not let go.

This is mine PUSSIES!!

and the host/mc for the night..is none other than..
JOEY G!

this guy is everywhere..

even found time to do his own work of "art"..

and it turned out..

BAD!! what happened?!!

Joey G the ladies man.


while they happily snap photos with celebs..i have to wait..and wait and wait.
wondering anyone wanna snap with a pic with chunnymomo. =(

the highlight for the night was the performance by our local band HUJAN.
not surprising..there were HUGE amounts of malays that night..all there jus to watch Hujan do their gig..
after Hujan was done..most of the crowd left..
i guess many was jus there to watch Hujan...hmmm.and also to drink for free =D

Overall..the event was..ermm..jus Ok for me..
could have been better if the location wasn't at Ruums.
half way through the night..
it was already gettin boring...
and so..we do silly things..

Kill me cus its too boring!

shhhhh..

after the prize giving ceremony and a very sexy fashion show..damn..i dun have any pics of the models.. =S
it was already close to 10..
Ruums had invited Dj Blink and his "Lapsap" partner to spice things up..
unfortunately..me not a fan of "Lapsap"..
and apparently many others too are not a fan..
crowd left right after they started spining..
to those of who dun understand cantonese..Lapsap means..GARBAGE!
and yes...the music was garbage..dunno how ppl can dance to the tunes of lapsap.

and when we left to get our car.. OMG!!
i got the worst shocked of life that night..

ONE
WORD
~LaLa~

nuff said...
they were scattered all over the entrance of Ruums...and the sight of LaLa's are very unpleasent to me..even a few could give me chills..
but close to hundreds??
oh damn..i think i could have pee-ed in my pants..

no wonder many ppl say dun go Ruums..now i know why..lesson learnt.. =D


afterwards..i've to rushed back to Subang..because a friend of mine jus broke with his GF..
i'm not gonna say any names..*cough..SAM..cough*
as a good fren..i have to be there when he needs me the most..

go his blog and see his emo post..seriously touches ur heart.. =(

Just cheer up k.. whenever u need me to emo with..i'm here for u! =D

Lastly,

thanks again to Nat for taking care of me that night.loves.

shall see u this weekend in Pangkor..

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D

alright..i know many people enjoyed my previous post..

it got many people high, motivated and EXCITED!!!
*psst* i "think" there have been a few that have tired some of the moves already! hahaha*

and i'm proud to say it was a success!!! woohoooo..hits were gettin more...but not so much la.
i'm not famous what to do T.T

but the funny thing i've found out was..there was actually people who searched the term "best sex positions" and visited my site from the search engine..GoogleBlog search to be exact.
go try it..i think it's still there..at number 6. =D

got ppl from India, and New Zealand to name a few..

i think Indians are horny creatures..and they are constantly trying to find ways to spice things up in bed..aren't they the ones who came up with the "KARMA SUTRA"!??

man..must research on that soon..

wanna know why i think Indians are horny lil creatures??

I have just wasted your time =D

This post is titled = Beijing in your bedroom! "Gold medal positions"

Warning : The following content are not suitable for children under the age of 13. One shall not see this during work, school or at any public areas. Be open minded and let me teach you how its done in bed...the Olympic way of sex!

okay so when ur done reading the warning note.. i shall begin my lesson..what your about to see..might corrupt ur mind..so if u think u wanna stay "clean"..pls move away from this page..NOW!

The Beijing Olympics are jus 2 days away..it'll start on the super "ONG" day of 08-08-08..
and i think.. plenty of sex is gonna happen that night..cus got plenty of newlyweds what!

The chinese thinks 8 as a very auspicious date.. hmmm.. maybe true i dunno.. but sex is always good! *wink* whether ur married or not..

but like i mention before people..always use a what??

a what??

yes!! CONDOM!!! play safe la pls..if u guys dun have condoms i got u know..i can give u..i got plenty..dun ask why..but "someone" gave me a box of condoms for my bday..CB him!
expire next year somemore...so if u guys wan..dun be shy ask me..dun have to go 7-11 ask me k!
someone have to help me finish em..cus i wont use em! :(

ok..let's get SERIOUS!!

as some of u may already know..i went to Australia last month..and we spent quite some time over there..
and my mum..loves to read female magazines..u know like CLEO and FEMALE...
*tsk..i also read wan u know..damn educational wan le.can learn so much bout woman! haha*

so she bought the Australian version of CLEO to read...



Cleo Australia July 2008 issue.. and yes..that's Nicole Richie on the front cover..she's still damn skinny..but hey..congrats..she got married! yay!

and if u guys see closer..on the top right of the book..there's a sentence which says.."Beijing in your bedroom"

wow..when i saw that..i straight away took the book from my mum..and started looking for the contents..

and the reason why i'm sharing the contents with u all is not jus bcus the olympics is comin..but cus i wanna "educate" my readers... yes..and help spread the message of "safe sex"!

so the introduction page looks like this..



hehe..the intro already makes me feel excited!! aren't you??
yup like what they always say..go for GOLD!!! 1st base 2nd base 3rd base..and its a HOMERUN!!

ok ah..before u see the pictures of these extra ordinary sex postions..make sure u are in a right place and at a right age and have a dirty mind.. =D

let's kick off the Bed Olympics now!


the OPENING ceremony...let the fireworks begin and sparks fly..
this is definately one of the easiest and most pleasurable positions..that's why cpls shud always start of like this..something simple like at the start means we can slowly escalade to the climax!
no need to rush.. u got plenty of time in bed.. =D explore other "harder" positions later on.

difficulty level = 1 /10

oh..and for ur info.. u see the medal thing on the top left corner of the pic..that's a Gold medal..
and its awarded fot this position..

these are the definitions of the medals..

Gold = Guanrateed to attract fans. Cue the national anthem!

Silver = Super -sexy. But does require some (or a lot) of athleticism.

Bronze = Sensual lovin' , slow and steady wins the race.

these are the defitions given by the magazine. not me ok!

alright..so what's next after the opening ceremony..
let's get straight to some action!



The Pole Vault!

oh ya.. can u see why they call this position the pole vault?.. haha..imagine..
this is a bronze medal position..

and here's a lil tip of how to exacute this position perfectly = have the men against the wall..
carefully place ur legs on his chest..and guys..make sure u grab the girls ass tight..as she needs allt he support to maintain this position..

difficulty level = 7 /10


and lets go over to the swiming events..

first up..

The Backstroke!
gold medal position.

the backstroke is one of the hardest discipline in swimming..but in the bed..its easy..
this one doesn't require a bed.. all the girl need to do is jus stand up straight..and reach for ur toes..then the guys can enter from behind..
slowly the man can build up speed and when ur comfortable..take it to the next lvl.
perfect for cpls who like ass-fuck!

difficulty level = 3 /10


The Synchronised Swimming!
silver medal position.

alright..the synchronised swimming event needs really good timing..in the bed..both man and female must work togther to bring out the best of each other.
this position requires a lil prop...a chair to be exact..
the guys jus need to sit on the chair and let the girl do the rest of the work..alright..sounds a lil unfair..but hey..rmb..teamwork my frens..teamwork!
rmb go as hard as possible..cus there's always the chair when he needs extra support.

difficulty level = 3 /10


The Breaststroke!
bronze medal position.

For those of you not quite into a vigourous sex session, try some slow and steady lovemaking, otherwise known as the breaststroke.
this position is benefits the guy more than the girl..
because the girl is not facing the guys..the guys can touch u everywhere..and nothing will stop him i tell you.

Difficulty level = 1 /10



Ok..moving on from the swimming events..next we have..positions that are especially for the ladies!

The Women's High Jump!
gold medal position.


hahaha..guys..i know this is one of your favs...why?
cus in this position...the guys doesn't have to do much..all he has to do..is jus lay down and let the girl do the rest..
to me this is the "lazy man position" and old mens love this i tell you! like Dr Choi Lok Sek. our ex-health minister.

difficulty level = 2 / 10



The Women's Cycling and The Women's Kayaking!
both silver medal positions.


Women's cycling = Ride ur man as if ur cycling hard!! Now's he's the bike...ur the rider..ride as fast as u can..until u both get to the finish line!

difficulty level = 5 /10

Women's kayaking = Girls..be the leader and climb aboard ur partner!

difficulty level = 3 /10


and now we got positions where the men is required to use lots of energy!


The Men's Hockey!
gold medal position.

Jus by looking at it some of u guys might already be planning to do this next time u have sex..
but keep in mind..this is a very physical sex position and is not advise to be attempted by noobies and guys which have no str to lift their partners..
this is a postion which really requires teamwork between u two..but with a lil bit of hard work..
the rewards will be well worth it.

difficulty level = 7 /10


The Men's Archery!
silver medal position.

another of mens fav positions..aka the "DOGGY STYLE"..hahahahaha..
no need any further explanation..i'm sure some of u are already quite experienced in this.

difficulty level = 3 /10


Now we are going into some positions which requires lots of stamina and strength from both men and women..


The Weight-Lifting and The Wrestling!
silver medal and gold medal positions.


The weight lifting = now this one is a bit tough..but if both are u are physically strong..dun be afraid to try. With a lil technique and practice..this one sure will spice up things. =D

difficulty level = 5 /10

The wrestling = This is a fun one..jus get started by lying on the floor and face each other..next start scuffling and ladies dun hold back..put up a fight..make it hard for him..in the end u'll feel satisfaction like u'll never feel before.

difficulty level = 4 /10


The Taekwondo!
gold medal position.

yes ppl..ur eyes are fooling you..that can be done...its better if the women have a lil martial arts background or is a gymnst..
ladies..if u aren't confident with ur str and stability..dun try this..u might eventually break his cock from toppling over.now this is what u call creative SEX!

difficulty level = 8/10


The Equestrian!
silver medal position.

something similar to the women's high jump..but this time u''ll palm ur partners hand and tuck ur feet under his butt..as if he's a horse and ur grinding it..
this requires more technique and stamina compared to the high jump.

difficulty level = 4 /10


The Hurdles!
silver medal position.

like the equestrian..this one is sort of similar to the weight-lifting..but much more easier..
the lady this time will have one of her feet on the ground..making it more stable.

difficulty level = 4 /10


finally we are almost at the end of our lesson..but we have one more position to go.

and i've save the best for the last!!

trust me ppl..u'll love this one..! hahaha..


i present u..

The Rhythmic Gymnastics!
gold medal position.

oh...jus looking at it makes u horny eh! hahahaha..
damn..when i first saw this...i was like imagining..if only i've kept my ex..who is a Selangor gymnst somemore..
wow..we've would have knock this out of the park! hahahaha..
oh well..too bad for me =(

difficulty level = 8 /10

to me i'm in love with this position! hahaha..dunno bout u guys..

ok..we're done with the lesson!
and if u guys have any comment or questions...pls write in the chatbox.. =D i will reply asap.

rmb..i'm here to help!!

hope this have educated u futher..and prepared u for what's to come in the BEIKING OLYMPICS!

again..rmb..play safe..use a condom..ask me if u need any..i'm here at ur service.. =D

before i go..let me wish our malaysian olympics team the best of luck..and bring us back some gold medals!

____________________________________________________________________

this post have been created to help ppl to spice up things in bed incase ur running out of idea..
nothing in this post was meant to hurt or offend people..if u are offended i'm sorry.
the stuff i wrote is mainly my own thoughts.nothing personal.
have fun applying it ! good luck!

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D

.

.

.

.

who's Bindi u might ask?

well..if u were living under a rock for the past cpl of years..i can't blame u for not knowing..

but hey..to those who really have no clue who she is..

"SHE'S the CROCODILE HUNTER Steve Irwin's DAUGHTER!!!"

get it now?

as u may know..the crocodile hunter works at the FAMOUS AUSTRALIA ZOO before he.. u know..mati....
how he died??? i'm afraid some of u might ask..therefore..i have created a rough illustration of his death.

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D

I have just wasted your time =D