nope..he didn't get eaten by crocs..but he died cus he got stabbed by a sting-ray..right through his heart..pity.i know he would be happier if he got killed by a croc.. =(

so the zoo is bout an hour drive away from where we were in Aussie..

and we told ourselves.. how can we miss the opportunity of actually seeing and being in the place where the once legendary crocodile hunter worked in.

and the chance of seeing a crocodile up close and personal..which i think we'll never get to experience here at our "National Zoo"...

it will be foolish of us to pass up this chance..so we hop on a bus..and off we were.

Ladies and gentlemen...boys and girls..dick and pussies..

i now present you..Australia Zoo and its animals!!!


was the home of the crocodile hunter..

and the first animal we saw when we went inside...was a..


WOMBAT!!! so cute...the trainers are takin it for a walk..i want one!


and the were two kura-kura making love.. <3

the forever sleepy KOALA!

that was jus for starters...there were other animals..but none which i find interesting..

and so we headed to the main arena..where the CROCODILE show is.


the "CROCOSEUM"!!!


and outside of the arena was a petting zoo..lil farm animals like these goats are feedable and pet-able! =D

so we head on in..and got us some shady seats.. =D it was hot that day.



starting the show off was the .... CROCMENS?? O.O


yeap..they are 4 supposedly gay guys dancing and singing nature theme songs..
and not forgetting the lil girl in the middle..that's BINDI! steve irwins daughter.


i didn't find it amusing..it was rather boring..but hey! there's BINDI!! and an ANTMAN?? O.O


so when their "performance" was over..i was glad..finally got to see some real animals perform...like these elephants.!


and the flew birds around the arena..and sometimes..if ur lucky..one might rest very near to you..

i like this shot the most..the bird was eyeing ME! it was so close i could reach my hand out and grab it!

and finally!!! the no nonsense part of the show..

a crocodile was unleashed..and it was hungry i tell you!


lunch time!


look! that's steve irwin's wife TERRI feeding the croc...


but the croc wasn't full yet!!


holding on to its precious lunch..


it does a death roll!!


and proudly lift his head up...the croc feeding show was good..that's what i call entertainment..not 4 gay men dancing around..pls.

since the zoo was huge!! we couldn't waste much time and continue on for the search of other animals.


we found the elephants..


and a tiger..


and even a man taking his croc for a walk??? woot!! weird zoo i tell u.


so we've met back with the wombat we've meet earlier..looks excited to me.

i wonder why...

ahhhh...i see...he's checking his weight..who says animals aren't health conscious!


shit..what's this!? :O
any idea??


woah.a sunbathing crocodile! enjoying life i see..


no ppl..this is not a dog..its a DINGO! =D



feng-tao chicken..


a colony of KOALAS!

what your about to see is "RACISM" between animals....who says men are the onely one suffering from this.

Black goat : I'll hate you cause your WHITE!! .. White goat : Your jus jealous i got nicer FUR!


and so they fight..

locking heads..
and look..a 3rd party!

forms a LOVE TRIANGLE!! awwww..

but the 3rd party wasn't helping to stop the fight..it only had one intention in mind..


to CUCUK the shit our of the other goats!!

Black goat : WHY ME!! T.T why me!! ?? stop it..

Brown goat : * Moans* .. cus ur BLACK idiot!


White goat : HEY! no fair...i got the nicer FUR! F**K me instead!

and there were small lil kids nearby..i'm sure they were wondering whats the lil goat doin on top of another..hmmm..its better to know it earlier.

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STOPS!!

woah..what's this?? O.O


looks like a genital organ of a kind of animal..but what animal?? =O


THINK people!! use yout imagination!

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it belongs to the kangaroos!! =D see you've jus learned how kangaroos genitals look like..


i'm greedy..i want them all to myself..


sister hamsap..touch kangaroo's ass!


oh..and wei wen.. i really did try to steal a kangaroo for u..this is proof..but they are jus too heavy =(


and so since the kangaroos were the only animals in the zoo which are allowed to touch..
i've spent lots of time with em..and even try to be one..

attempt 1..not successful..


better?


yea..that's more like it..


i'm becoming ONE!!

NOTE to self : never try to act like a kangaroo as it will make a fool out of urself..

this is why..


i was damn terrified when he looked at me..i tot he wanted to kiss me..really..

so i end my trip to the zoo..and it was a fun one..memorable for sure..
if u guys ever drop by Brisbane..make sure u take some time and visit the AUSTRALIA ZOO.

its worth it! =D

i here now end my post of my trip to Aussie with one last pic..



oh boy...i'm gonna miss this when she's not around anymore.. =(

take care for now.

Read with caution!

On my behalf..thank you for visiting.

He's not a boy..not yet a man..he ain't gay..so please say yay! He's 18 currently..living in an area called Subang Jaya and studies Architecture at Taylors PJ. If u know me, dun be shy to say Hi when u see me. =D